Guts For Garters
Dedicated to
" 2 Halloween Witch Critics"
I Only flew away
from
the cauldron a second ,
As The Bones
began to bubble...
When a little bat
whispered to me ,
2 old crones
are looking for trouble...
I'll have their Guts for Garters ,
I chanted as I mixed My Brew ...
As lowly Crows began to circle
I'll seal those mouths with glue.
Dare they mock This Warted One
With Her magic Powers so strong ?
As I danced about the fires
Twirling 'til the dawn.
I will turn their hair to seaweed .
Place a wart upon their nose ...
Make their skin a putrid green.
Sprout hair on each of their toes...
I'll turn their Guts to Garters.
Stretch them high up over knobbed knees...
I 'll teach those too old hags of mine
I could make their faces freeze...
I could turn their guts to garters
I could make their faces freeze
I could zap a wart upon their nose
But Only on Halloween.
So those crones
may be safe for a moment ,
They can flee but they cant hide ...
I finish off the potion
With Newt of an ogres eye...
Garters for Guts My Pretties
Just you wait and see...
Eyes of newt and Lizards toes
Then I turn you Green.
By:
Pam Gallo
2006
