

Free Home Delivery
Ross H.L. Bowen

When I was just a little boy,
And I went to school,
I wanted to learn all I could --
Be an 'Educated Fool,

Then came the weeks that I stayed home
I had a broken leg
I got FREE HOME DELIVERY
Of my lessons every day.

Then I started courting
A pretty red-haired girl
To me she was the sweetest thing
The finest in the world,

Each Friday night we dated,
We called the pizza store,
We got FREE HOME DELIVERY
They brought it to the door!

You can get your free delivery
Of everything you crave
But we're going one step farther
In this home-delivery craze....

We have since got married
As all good lovers do,
We met at the altar
And we promised to be true.

We're waiting now for our first child --
She's due now any day.
'N we'll have FREE HOME DELIVERY
Of our first little babe!
Ross H.L.Bowen

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