Steve Haley: “I bet Windows Media
Player looks really cool when you’re stoned.”
Blake Ponist: “You must have been
bored out of your mind to think of something like that, Chris.”
Steve Haley: “I am Ritalin-less!”
Theron Parham: “Howzit goin witha
ladeez?” (Note: Yes my friends, this is the man who started it all.)
Jack Handey: “My goal in life is
to live forever, so far so good.”
Anonymous: “Remember, no matter
how much you protest the war, Osama Bin Laden and Sadam Hussein will still
consider you an infidel and will not get United Nations approval before trying
to kill you.”
Me: “Starkist is great, you can
really taste the dolphin.”
Jacqueline Oles: “Happiness is
like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth.”
Note: I used to have this in my profile itself but that got too big to fit. If you do not want your name said on this list, please email me at nfgfreak82189@lycos.com. Thanx and have a pleasant tomorrow.
