If you're always right
you'll never be wrong
If you're always wrong
you'll never be right
but if you're wrong sometimes and right sometimes
you'll be right sometimes and sometimes you'll be wrong
Father John only likes women!
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at.
Eagles may soar, but Weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
one in every 4 people is not entirely sane, if you're 3 best friends are OK, then its you
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.