heh .. so exactly how dirty are you?
LeT's PLay a fuN game with GLORia!!! har har. Can you guess what the answers are? X]
Q. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
What am i?
[ I'm a nose ]
Q. Im spread before Im eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
What am i?
[ Peanut Butter ]
Q. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. Im called a big swinger.
What am i?
[ A Crane ]
Q. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open.
What am i?
[ The Titanic ]
Q. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
What am i?
[ A Tent ]
Q. When I go in, I can produce pain. I cause you to spit, and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
What am i?
[ A Dentist ]
Q. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
What am i?
[ A Wedding Ring ]
Q. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
What am i?
[ An ELevator ]
Q. I go in hard. I come out soft. You like to blow me.
What am i?
[ BubbLe Gum / Chewing Gum ]
Q. If I miss, I hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.
What am i?
[ The Paper Boy ]
Q. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
What am i?
[ GLoves ]
Q. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am i?
[ An Arrow ]
Q. My business is done in briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it.
What am i?
[ An Attorney ]
Q. I'm a four-letter word that ends in "k". I mean the same as intercourse
What word am i?
[ TALK ]
Q. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
[ LEGS ]
Q. I can be found in a man's pants. I'm about 6 inches long. Women love me so much the often blow on me
What am i?
[ A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL ]
Q. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
[ FIRETRUCK ]
Q. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
[ BUNT . HUNT . RUNT . PUNT . AUNT ]
Q. What does a dog do that you can step into?
[ PANTS ]
Q. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
[ FORK ]
Q. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
[ ALMOND JOY CANDYBAR ]
haha .. i thought this was the funniest shit ever .. X] didn't get too many wrong, i hope xD~