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Well this is what I figured out that I am The best soccer player in the world. Yes there are others but have you seen me. Come to one of our Yorktown Tiger games next season and you will see me a Tony. I will be the fat one that is pretty fast and tony will be the scrany kid with the afro type air. Our record this year was not very good. Infact it was really bad our record was 7-7-1, but I think we will do better this year since Brandon edwards isn't the coach.

My favorite international team in soccer is Brazil and my favorite players are:

Ronaldinho

Ronaldo

I bet all of you have heard of the COLTS!!!!! One of the best teams in the world They are going to the SUPER BOWL XLI!!!!

Here is the joke of the Month

There was this rich family, they had only one daughter and wanted her to marry a very rich man. So her parents hired a match maker to find her a good partner. So the match maker found a nice gentlemanm who was rich and handsome. Little did she know that his left foot was amputated and he was wearing a wooden leg.

So the match was made and the girl got married. On the honeymoon the girl found out about his foot. The girl came running to her mother and said "Mother, mother, he has only one foot!"

The mother said, "You're very lucky, your father had only 6 inches. "

Here are some of my favorite guitarist

Slash-Guns n Roses

Eddie Van Halen-Van Halen

Angus Young-Ac/Dc

If you want more information on Guns n Rose Click below

If you want more information on Van-Halen Click below

Women this is Tony with the bag of candy in his hands. Tony and I are free so women hear me out

Here is the coolest guy in the world

Here is a guy that gets all the ladys at Yorktown High School,he is in the blue sweetshirt

Here is Derek,he is in the yellow