~|*Scene 1*|~
The scene opens with Stacy Keibler limping backstage, her ankle wrapped in heels. Her leg starts to shake as Stacy grabs the wall. She stabilizes herself as she lets go then tumbles to the ground with her purse and its contents scattering about.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ah shit. Only in Stacy’s world
Stacy starts to reach and put things back in her purse. She looks up and she can see a pair of legs in front of her. She looks up and sees that John Cena has found himself in front of her. Stacy has a look on her face as if she doesn't even want to look at him.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Yo.. uhh, wha-what's up? Need some help?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: No I don’t need any help from you Plus that’s not your job anymore now is it?
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Aw, c'mon.. ya can't still be mad at me, can ya?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Pfft…I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Ya know what.. I ain't got time for ya to be all, snotty and shit.. do ya want some help or not?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ok, if you are offering to help me for your Good Deed Of The Day to your new girlfriend. Spare me. I don’t wanna be the reason why you get you’re little push in push out from her.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: This ain't about Lita, aight? This is about me.. and you.. and me helpin' ya when ya need it.. now here let me get 'dat..
John Cena bends down to help Stacy pick up her things. Stacy smacks his hand
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Why are you touching my things? I don’t want your dirty hands on my things. God knows where you’ve been on Lita. Ugh…that’s sick I don’t even wanna think of that.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Damn you stubborn as hell.. why can't you just accept 'da fact we ain't togetha' no more, huh? Why does it have to be like 'dis..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Cause I don’t want you touching my things right after you’re hands were on that ohhh what did you used to call her babe? “That nasty white piece of trailer park trash?”
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Dat ain't got nothin' to do wit 'dis.. you know how I feel about'chu and you still got 'dis damn attitude.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ohhh yea, you love me right? But then again love didn’t stop you from jumping in bed with Miss Desperate herself now did it?
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: LOVE DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM DUMPIN' ME EITHA
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: I never said we couldn’t get back together it’s just YOU wouldn’t get your ass off my couch and get back to work but then again the day I broke up with you, you came back so what? Were you waiting for me to do that or something?
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: No.. you never gave me 'da chance to tell you I was comin' back.. so you only got 'chaself to blame.,/p>
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: That’s a load of crap and you know it I asked you and you told me “I’m coming back babe just not in the near future” Well forgive me if I’m wrong but that’s basically saying Babe I know you miss me and wanna be with me but fuck you I don’t care I’m not coming back for a while. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Maybe for you it is.. but for me.. it's different.. but I'm wastin' my time talkin' to you.. I gotta' match wit' Goldberg to worry about.. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…you were always one to put work before me. Maybe Lita can help you prep for your match. God knows I did a sucky ass job of that now didn’t I. Stacy looks down at the ground, wipes the bottom of her nose and sniffles a little bit. She zips up her purse then starts to try to stand up. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: You didn't do a bad job.. you 'da best, boo.. I dunno.. I just was kinda' upset 'dat we had to end it, on such a low note, ya know whatta' mean? Look let me help ya.. John Cena then reaches over to help Stacy pull herself up. She looks up at him and then looks down at the ground. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: But remember…I suck…heh…Not like sucking from me was a very bad thing for you. In my eyes I think you enjoyed that… ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Ha.. more than you'll eva' know, boo.. I miss 'dem times though.. 'dat we used to just chill around, kickin' it.. good ole' times, huh? ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: You still seem to have some good times…not like it’s any of my business about that. Stacy’s eyes widen and her eyes lower to the ground in a small roll. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Yo, nothin' can compare to the Cena/Stacy era, boo.. Nothin' ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…right Psh…whatever. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Think I'm playin'... I loved bein' wit'chu.. it made 'dis place worth it.. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Well…now you have Lita to fill my shoes…not like she’ll ever be able to. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Yeah.. I know ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: There you go, still talking bad about her even though you’re dating her…heh…now you’re learning. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: I ain't sayin' nothin' bad about Lita.. I'm just sayin' she can't fill ya shoes.. you were my first true love baby.. ain't nothin' gon' change 'dat ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea well I was replaced with Lita…(Stacy shudders) Do you have any idea how that makes me feel? ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: You shouldn't have any feelin' about it.. cos it's my life.. not yours. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea God knows I have more sense to do anything like that…blech. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: God didn't give ya the ability to mind ya own business, apparently. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: When you gonna get it through your head that we’re in the wrestling business where everyone knows everything. Oh and you know I’m sorry I bothered you but you didn’t have to come over here. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: I came ova' here to try and help ya helpless ass.. cos' you lookin' kinda' silly tryin' to walk wit'cha sprained ankle.. despite wha'cha may think.. I still do care about you.. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Well I’m sorry I don’t need to stay out for 2 months for a measly sprained ankle. And with the way you’re referring to me I don’t think you are showing you do. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Neither are you... do you even still care? You even remember how to care about people? Or have ya lost 'dat quality? Stacy looks up at him and her eyes start to well up. She the puts her hand at the top of her head. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: How come I have to be in love with someone who doesn’t feel the same way? ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: You don't know how I feel about'chu.. you ain't gotta' clue, boo.. and lemme' tell ya somethin'.. you ain't gotta' love me.. cos you made that obvious when you dumped me.. all you gotta' do.. is do what I'm tryin' to do.. and least make 'da best out of a bad situation. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Babe…Ahem John you know I’m in love with you but I don’t think I can take seeing you with her and be able to get along with you knowing nothing’s ever gonna happen. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Boo.. you neva' know what could and could not happen.. ya know I still care for you. I love ya more than anything... you know 'dat. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea but I can’t get it outta my head that maybe you’ll start to care for Lita more than me… (Stacy lays her hands underneath his throwback jersey) I don’t know it tore me up to see you with her. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Baby.. I can never love anyone more than I loved you, aight? Never! ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Well…I better stop putting my hands on you…it may be known as cheating… ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: All's fair in love and war, boo. ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…and you’re not trying to stop it soo… ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Why would I try to stop it? ~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Well…you are a taken man, it’s not right to intrude. ~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Hate to say it.. but cha' gotta' point..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ehh…ok then I should go then don’t want your girlfriend threatening to kick my ass…not like she can..
John Cena grabs Stacy's hand and puts it right back where it was before she moved it.~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: You're right.. she can't kick your ass.. so why worry?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Heh…the way you’re moving me around so swiftly…it;’d be easy to just fall into you and then you know then lips might touch other things and we don’t want that now do we?
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Speak fo ya' damn self..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: This is wrong John…
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: If this is wrong.. I don't wanna' be right..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Using little corny lines are we? Hm…not like it matters.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Hey.. cut me some slack.. I have been hangin' out with Lita.. Ha ha ha..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Only outta your own sincerity.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: Still gotta' be a smartass?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: You know me better than anyone…that rebound bitch doesn’t have anything on what I used to do to you.
~|*The Untouchable John Cena*|~: (rubbing his chin) Well.. I gotta' admit.. you was kinda nice in 'da bed, boo.."
~|*Scene 2*|~
The scene reopens in Stacy’s dressing room. Stacy, with a cold face is carefully wrapping up her sprain. Stacy looks out into the hallway and sees Tylene Buck, the girl she formally shared a locker room with walking by with her eyes fixed to the ground. Stacy with a worried look on her face moves her leg slightly steadying herself to the ground and stands up starting to walk. She makes it to the door and looks down the corridor at Tylene.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Everything ok Tylene?
Tylene jumps a bit and looks over at Stacy.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Just fine..
Stacy holds on to the wall and looks to the ground.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: I’m sorry…Ty.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: No need to be sorry.. im fine really. How you holdin’ up?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: That’s not what I’m apologizing about. I’m apologizing about everything that happened before our match…
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Dont worry about it *sighs* the past is the past
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: But still…we both said some pretty harsh things..Hun what’s wrong, really.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Yeah I know, Part of the whole moody thing of being pregnant.. and nothings wrong.. everythings just.. dandy
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: You were never one good at lying hun…
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Yeah Ian does enough of that for the both of us..
Stacy moves and lets Tylene walk in.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: C’mon, tell me about it babe.
Tylene slowly walks back towards the door
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Whats there to say.. the clown is back
Tylene shrugs. Stacy limps over to Tylene and puts her arm around her.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Aww…babe…It’ll be ok…won’t it? I mean he’s not like he was before, is he?
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Wouldnt Know.. he wont talk to me or anything.. just dont worry about it. Hows your leg?
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ook..it’s just a sprained ankle, nothing big. Banish Terri and Gail Kim Ugh…doesn’t hurt at least not as much as…never mind.
Tylene tilts her head and looks at Stacy
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Your heart?
Stacy shrugs.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…maybe, hell I don’t know anymore.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Im right there with you believe me
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Heh…but not Trish she’s living the high life, heh…I’ the queen of the world. God I never thought I’d say this but I wish I had a guy like she does.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Trish's life isnt that grand, the whole thing with her neck remember cause of Kid Kass.. um.. Kash
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…well sometimes I just fel I’m at the neck of the bargain. Yea you’re pregnant but you’re also getting married even though things aren’t too bright and then Trish well we all know what that girl I mean I was on the phone with her and Chris left like 10 minutes before I called and she was talking about how she missed him already.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Thats what happens when your in love.. you were.. are.. the same way when it comes to "him"
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Probably would have been better if I didn’t just run into “him”
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Its hard at first believe me but you gotta just suck it up and deal with it. Dont let it get to you cause its gonna result in your focus messing up and you ending up with something worse than that
Tylene points to her ankle.
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ehh I’ll be okay…of course kicking his new girlfriend’s ass isn’t that far down on my list of things to do once I’m better heh..
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Dont stress on her... Litas NOT worth it. All it'll do is lower your IQ
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: I know, but I’m not stressing over her. Imma kick her ass heh…I still can’t believe he eww…I wanna puke just thinking about the incriadble sex they had haha! What the hell is incriadble anyway…she doesn’t know how to pronounce anything…
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Hooked on phonics DIDNT work for her
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Don’t have to tell me twice but if I bring her up I’m a nosy bitch…go figure.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Men are fickle I guess..
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ugh…men are just stupid. Just get rid of them and be done with it already. Wait…that didn’t sound right.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Careful Lita might say you a carpet muncher and dont like the dick
Her eye starts to twitch then she giggles
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Then…perhaps she’s saying her boyfriend’s a girl? But then she would be a carpet muncher…wouldn’t she?
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Nah she loves the dick god dont you pay attention
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea…dick she can’t ever get…heh..
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Not the mental picture I want... (Tylene winces and holds her stomach) Fucker not again
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ty sit down.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Im alright. Been getting a lot of those lately. Probably with all the bumps.. chair shots... flying around.. all that good stuff
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ugh…and with the mention of Lita and Dick in the same sentence. Sorry hun.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Its alright. Should go to the doctors but not in the mood to hear him yell at me for wrestling still
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea didn’t the doctor I took you to say to stop by now?
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: King Of The Ring he wants me to stop.. kinda told him to fuck off
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Ty! You don’t do that!
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Yeah I kinda did.. hes annoying.. never liked being told what to do
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Yea that’s true but anyway..
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: I Better get going.. not a fan of staying in one place too long
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Alright, I’ll talk to you later then ok?
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: Yeah just keep your gimpin ass outta trouble
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Will do And the same with you pregnant girl
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: I prefer preggy lady
~|*The Leggy Goddess Stacy Keibler*|~: Alright then Preggy Lady, I hope you work things out with Ian.
~|*The Girl With The Gunns Tylene Buck*|~: If I don’t I won’t be here much longer. *Tylene sighs* I’ll see ya later Stace.