Are you good enough for the club?
Do you love Altoids?
Do you collect the tins?
Do you have all there ads?
Can you not go one day without Altoids?
Well then maybe our club is for you!
Its the Altoid Lovers Club
The current members are:
Minty fresh(Gen),
The Dealer(me),
Altoid Whore(Katlain),
Paper Boy(Scott),
Curiously Strong(Krystal),
Peppermint Love Tin(Nicole),
El Minto(Michelle),
Citrus Squealer(Jacquie),
Sir Mints Alot(Emily),
The Fridge(Chelsea),
Braces(Kellee),
Scream Machine(Brianna),
The blonde altoid(Elizabeth),
and Curvey Can Boy(Cameron).
The curiously strong mint!
Nuclear Wintergreen
Freshens your breath while you scream!
Don't try this at home
Sherpa not included
Like a cold slap in the face mask.
The strongest mints you can get without a prescription.
We double dare you!
Baby, thats cold
Mints with the kung fu grip.
Tongue piercing is nothing new!
Are you a mint or a mouse?
God save the queen!(We'll take care of her breath)
OOh thats gotta hurt.
Get medieval on your mouth.
Danger Will Robinson
No wonder the british have stiff upper lips.
Makes other mints feel inadequate.
Mints so strong they come in a metal box.
Uncommon cold.
Our mints can beat up your mints.
Brace yourself
Has your mouth ever got you in trouble? Want revenge?
Dental Damn!
Shrinkage may occur
