Road Trip - Writen by Jessie
Disclaimer: I LIKE CHEESEY POOFS.
“Alright, everybody, buckle up!” Jessie said, pulling the seat belt over her and into the driver's seat buckle.
“I still think that Me or Makore should drive...” Naomi said, while putting on her seat belt in the back. “We are older, after all...”
“Just by a year or two! Does it matter? I have a license after all.” Jessie said proudly. “We'll switch back and fourth between shifts.”
The whole Yu-Gi-Oh crew and the staff of Crayon Vision were piled into a large van, driven by Jessie (which made most of them nervous. 'Specially Joey.) They were on a road trip (to where, the author hasn't specified yet.) In the front seat sat Jessie, Allie and C.J. In the seat behind them was Naomi, Makore and Yugi. And behind them was Joey, Tristan and Tea in the final back seat. Everyone was chatting away, when suddenly Jessie pulled out a walkie talkie and said over the chatter so loudly that it silenced everyone else.
“Welcome to flight Juliet Alpha, please fasten your seat belts, 'cos we're in for a wild ride. Please note the exits to your left and your right. In case of an emergency please use Joey's head as a flotation device...”
“HEY!”
“... and enjoy your flight!” Jessie finished over the giggles coming from everyone else. “Here we go!” Jessie began to pull out of the drive way of wherever they where and into the road. Makore looked out the window and at a sign that had just passed by.
“OH! OH! GUYS! GUYS!”
“What's up, Makore?” C.J. looked back at Makore who looked like he was about to explode with joy.
“WE'RE DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY 40!”
The whole Crayon Vision crew gasped and smiled. While everyone else was clue-less. Then suddenly, all together...
“WE'RE DRIVIN' DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN OUR BIG OL' PICK UP TRUCK~~~~!” Followed by laughter.
“What are you guys talking about?” Tea chimed in from the back.
“Yeah! Have you guys lost it or sumfin'?” Joey added.
“Oh, nothing.” Jessie said. “Just ignore it...” she turned the radio to her favorite station, Wave 103 (ALL 80'S MUSIC, ALL THE TIME!) After a few minutes everyone was dying of bad music, whilst Jessie jammed to “I ran” by A Flock of Seagulls. Soon enough poor Yugi spoke up.
“Jessie, would you mind putting something else on?”
“Well, it is my car. My car, my station.” She said with a tone of guiltyness.
“It's your mom's car...” Allie said quietly.
“Okay, your right.” Jessie said, now in full guilt. She finally channel to something everyone could tolerate. From there the trip went fine. About five minutes later, with the help of Allie Jessie calculated all of the rest stops within the next 300 miles.
“Hey... guys?” Tristan said, looking back at the road behind them. “You should look at this.” Everyone looked back while Jessie adjusted the rear view mirror.
“Holy crap...” Jessie whispered.
“Oh no!” Naomi sighed.
“This does not look good...” Makore said.
Everyone said their little tidbit, all in all, this was something bad. For what they saw at first was just a little yellow dot... then it got closer, and closer..
“A school bus? But it's saturday..” Jessie paused.
“It's...” Allie started, then everyone else finished in a grave tone.
“Malik's magic school bus!”
For, it was true. Malik and his bus full of Rare Hunters was gaining on them. And Malik looked really pissed. The kind of pissed that gives you a headache. Or the pissed you get whenever you have a bad headache. Anyway, he was mad. Jessie tried her best to out-drive him, but she didn't want to go over the speed limit “yet.” Malik and his bus gained up on the van and yelled out the side.
“I CHALLENGE YUGI TO A DUEL!!” He screeched, the windows on the bus shattered. The painfull yells came from the bus as Rare Hunters were covered in shards of glass. “SHUT UP!” Malik yelled back. Everyone on the bus looked at each other with confused and frightened expressions. Jessie spoke up.
“Wtf...” She and Malik stopped their vehicles at a stop sign so they may discuss without yelling over the noise of the cars (though Malik still yelled in what he called a “normal” tone.) “Look, man. Now's not the time! We're on this road trip...”
“I DON'T CARE! I'LL DUEL WHENEVER I DAMN PLEASE!” Malik balled up his fist and shook it with great anger. “RARE HUNTERS! SEIZE THEM!” At once several very ugly Rare Hunters of different types jumped out from the windows and latched themselves onto the van, yelling random things at the tops of their very abrasive and annoying lungs.
Everyone started panicking (you would too!) Quickly, Jessie slammed her foot on the gas and yelled: “TIME TO PIMP OUT THE CAR!!” As she did so, she quickly slammed the brake, then go petal, then the brake, therefor “pimping the car” to shake the Rare Hunters off. But at the same time got Joey very car sick.
“Ughh... guys...” Joey said, burping.
“Stop! He's gonna blow!” Tristan called from the back, trying to scoot away from Joey as far as possable.
Jessie stopped when she shook the final Rare Hunter off (then backed up with “beeep beeep beep” noises) and ran over it. “Ah. That feels good.” And continued driving away.
“Uh. I hate to be the barer of bad news but...” Makore tapped Jessie on the shoulder. Jessie looked back.
“Oh fuck.” As soon as she said this Rex Raptor fell from the sky and onto the road ahead. Jessie stopped the van and jumped out (no, she didn't open the door. She jumped out the window.) She ran over to Rex, who was face down on the ground, and pulled a small piece of paper from behind his ear. “Don't say...”
“Oh my!” Allie said from the van. She was looking back. What she was looking at wasn't a plesent sight. It was Malik, and he was back. His head was sticking out of the window, and he was making the most 'gawd aweful' face in the world. It kinda looked like this: >:|
Jessie scrambled back into the van and drove in the other direction (as not to run over poor already possibly dead Rex.) The chace resumed once again, with cheesey banjo music and all. “ALRIGHT. WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL?” Jessie said. Her voice echoed. She looked back as the van took off at the speed of C.J.
“Uh... Uh! Jessie!!” Yugi said, pointing out the window. Jessie hung her upper half of her body out the window and looked behind her.
“ARGH.” She sat back down and sped up. Malik as still on their trail. But, not only that, but next to them...
“KAIBA ON A SEGWAY SCOOTER!?” Naomi said, laughing uncontrolably.
Indeed he was.
“He's wearing some kind of helmit!” Tea said.
“No, that's his hair...” C.J. said in awe.
“Then what's that on his chin?”
“...eeeewwwww.”
Then Jessie formulated a plan in her little crayon head.
“QUICK! MAKORE! TAKE THE WHEEL!” She climbed over C.J. and Allie to reach the passanger side window. Makore jumped into the front seat and took the wheel. Jessie leaned out the window and got really close to Kaiba on the Segway.
“What's up, doc?” Before Kaiba could say something that was proabally about dueling Yugi, Jessie shoved him right off his scooter. Kaiba fell right off and did several tumble sets and skidded to a halt. As they zoomed away, Jessie stuck out her tounge and laughed.
She climbed back into the van as everyone else watched the Segway fly off into the sunset without it's very rich owner.
“It's free now...” Allie said.
“Awesome, now we have Malik to worry about. If only he was on a Segway too...” She paused as she thought a moment. ”Aja!” She kindly asked Makore for the wheel back, (how they're doing this without crashing, don't ask me.) and resumed to driving. She looked in the rear view mirror to find the very pissed off Malik gaining on them. She looked ahead to find a large brick wall. ”Quick! Everyone! JUMP!”
“What?”
“JUMP!”
So they did. Everyone jumped (while in the car, you retard) and the sheer weight let the van LEAP into the air and over the wall. Then suddenly there was a CRASH several seconds after they had gotten over the wall. Jessie's plan had worked, Malik and all of his school bus glory had crashed. Oh, and his 'gawd aweful' face too. :3
“YES!” Jessie pumped her fist and turned to a new road. Everyone rejoiced.
“Finally!” Naomi sighed.
“W00t.” Makore said.
“I'm gonna be sick...” Joey burped once again.
“We can all rest now!” C.J. placed her hands behind her head.
“I hear a noise...” Allie said distantly.
“Ah, its nothing.”
Several hours and three roads later.
“FUCK.” Jessie said as she saw...
MALIK ON KAIBA'S SEGWAY, BALLANCING ALL OF THE RARE HUNTERS ON HIS SHOULDERS LIKE IN THE MOVIE JAWS.
“My oh my.” Allie placed a hand to her mouth.
“WE'RE DOOMED!” Joey screamed from the back, then bent over and barfed.
“DOUBLE FUCK!” Jessie yelled. “I'M GOING TO KILL YOUU!!!” In a flash of bright light, Jessie launched herself off of the steering wheel (causing the horn make a “HOOONNK” noise) and tried to strangle Joey. The van began to swerve left and right. Malik and co. came up behind.... a little TOO behind... and crashed into the van. Killing them all on impact! YAY!
The Segway flew off into the sunset. Again. Seemingly unharmed by the explosion.
Makore asumed the wheel as Jessie continued to try and kill Joey. Several people tried to pull her off, but couldn't. She now had gained superhuman strength and glowie. She glewed like a freakin' light bright. Giving up at last, she returned to the wheel (and Makore to his seat) to leave Joey gasping for breath, as he can't die. He's a main character. Jessie returned to her regular non-glowie self and asked calmly: “Where next?”
“There is a rest stop about 200 feet from now.” Allie said.
“Great!” Jessie smiled. “Oh, wait. I can't stop the car.”
“Wait, why?” Tristan asked nervously.
“Well, if we do a sharp left turn and do a 360...” C.J. said thoughtfully.
“Hang on! No! Wait---” Tristan continued.
“Great idea! When do we do it!?” Jessie said.
“Hey hey! Whoa!” Tristan waved his arms.
“Now.” Allie said calmly.
“YEEHAW!” Jessie said as she took a very sharp left turn.
“NOOOO!”
Believes it or not they did that 360 flip and landed perfectly in a parking spot in the rest stop.
“Liiiike a glove.” Jessie said, quoting the all respectable Ace Ventura.
“Eeewww...” Naomi squeeked. For now, everyone was coverd in Joey puke. Whilst they were doing the 360 Joey blew chunks, causing the “shake and bake” effect. Thusly covering everyone in puke.
“We're gonna need a lot of moist toweletts to get this off...” Said Makore.
“There's a BBQ resteraunt about three miles from here...” Allie said.
“Great! They gotta have loarbs of moist toweletts there! LETS GO!” Jessie stepped on the pedal and the roadtrip continued.
DA BEARS.
END.
