Lord of the Millenium Items - The Fellowship of the Puzzle (a Yu-Gi-Oh parody of Lord of the Rings)
Written by Naomi
Author's Notes- Here it is! The very LAST installment to Lord of the Millenium Items - The Fellowship of the Puzzle! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Lord of the Rings or Kingdom Hearts. I don't own Jessie, she owns herself! I do own Naomi! ^^ Flames/comments/whatever at CardCaptor505@aol.com. Now what are you waiting for? Read what's in store for our beloved cast now that the movie is done!
Thank you Jessie for allowing me the web space for this fic on Crayon Vision!
Epilogue - What?! There's MORE?!
Yugi: Man.... am I ever glad to be done with that....
Joey: No kiddin'! The movie was great and all.... but wooden swords? Come on!
Téa: It isn't exactly all Naomi's fault. She didn't have the budget for that kind of thing!
Tristan: But she got big scary monsters and real weapons for all of the evil things!
Malik: I wonder if I did my part all right? I can't remember a thing about it..... *suddenly goes Yami* AH HA HA HA HA!!!! I AM THE BEST! THE RULER OF MIDDLE EARTH!!!! I AM SAURON!!!! FEAR ME!!!! FEAAAAR MEEEEE!!!!
Isis: ... why does he have to be MY brother?
Kaiba: This movie sucked. I died before I got to RULE MIDDLE EARTH!!!!
Rex Raptor: I had it worse! I died at the very BEGGINING of the movie!
Bandit Keith: Well *I* had to play a horse! That was #^$%in' messed up!
Yami Bakura: I think I did relatively good on my PART! Better than that pretty-boy British elf over THERE!
Bakura: Well I got more lines than you, so there!
Pegasus: *puts a hand to his mouth* Oh ho ho! I think I did a splendiferous job as Gandalf! *looks around the room* Where are you, my darling, loving Frodo-boy???
Yugi: O_____o *gulps and runs to the other side of the room*
Mai: Hey, when are we going to get paid for this?! Movie stars make big bucks, you know.
Yami: Naomi doesn't have enough money to buy weapons... so I bet she doesn't have any money to give to you.
Mai: WHAT?!?!? *stomps off to find Naomi*
Mokuba: Why are we all still hanging out around here anyway?
Grandpa: Naomi said that we'd all have to stay here for a second... she wants to tell us something when she gets done showing the movie to some people.
Kaiba: Who gives a damn if Naomi wants us to stay here?! We're done with her movie. There is nothing else for her to do!
Naomi: *suddenly walks into the room* Hi yall!!! ^^ *is greeted by very mad looking people (mainly Kaiba and Yami Malik* ^^;;;; Awww, come on! We just made movie history!
Mai: When are we getting paid?!
Naomi: .....um....... *quickly changes the subject* I've got an announcement to make!
Joey: Pegasus fell off the top story of Kaiba Corp.?
Naomi: Better than that! ^^
Isis: Malik's being dragged off to the room with padded walls?
Yami Malik: THEY CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
Naomi: Not even close! ^^
Mai: You're going to pay me!!!
Naomi: No, DAMMIT! *smiles in a freaky large Sora-smile (Kingdom Hearts, people.) and takes a large breath*
Everyone in the room: ..... *pause* ......???? Well?????
Naomi: I just got permission to do the second movie of Lord of the Rings! And YOU all are going to act it out again! XP Thank you for volunteering!
Kaiba: There is no WAY in hell I'm going to do this again....
Bandit Keith: Yeah! For once, I'm agreeing with Kaiba. (How scary is that? o.o)
Naomi: Well you guys have no choice! I've got a signed contract from all of you saying that you will stay with me 'til the movies are done! And it says you WILL act it out for me! *drops a dictionary-sized 'contract' on Bandit Keith's head*
Bandit Keith: OW! >< *crumples to the floor*
Kaiba: *flips through the book-thing to his part and signature* Hey.... this looks nothing like my handwriting!
Naomi: Of course it doesn't! *snatches the large book away* It was written by Jessie with one of her crayons! ^^; But still, you have to be in the next movie! Or.... I'll.... lock you in a room with Pegasus and a boom box playing nothing but..... CONGA MUSIC!
Pegasus: *appears in his conga line and starts to dance around* You and I could dance very nicely together, Kaiba boy! *giggles*
Kaiba: ... fine. I'll be in your stupid movie. *grumbles and walks away*
Naomi: Does anyone else have any problems with being in the next movie? *just about everyone raises their hands* Good! That's what I was counting on! ^^ Now, I've got things to do, people to see. I've got some more casting to do as well! So I'll call you all when I need you for the filming. And you'd better be there! *pushes everyone out the door of the room they are in* Get some sleep! Goodbye!!!
End of Epilogue!
AN- Sorry that was so short. I really had nothing to put up here ^^; But it's settled, I will start writing Lord of the Millenium Items - The Two Pyramids (thank you Jessie for coming up with the title!). When will I start? Lord only knows.... ^^; But I promise, it will be soon. So I guess you can only sit back and wait, for the Prologue of Lord of the Millenium Items - The Two Pyramids! XP I'll make your wait worth it, I promise! ^^
