Lord of the Millenium Items - The Fellowship of the Puzzle (a Yu-Gi-Oh parody of Lord of the Rings)
Written by Naomi

Author's Notes- I'm so unoriginal.... yeah. ^^; Um... I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, or C.J. (Meg owns C.J, so there.) I do own Naomi. She is my character, of course. I'm using a few things from the 'Greatest Yu-Gi-Oh fic ever' story that Allie and Jessie wrote (just the conga dancing part, for now.) ^.~ As if my unorigional-ness couldn't get any worse. Oh, and this fic is written in playwright form. Meaning- I'm too lazy to write it as a normal fic. I might someday.... but not right now! ^^; Also, pardons if some characters are OOC (out of character). Flame me, comment me, whatever by e-mailing me at CardCaptor505@aol.com.
Thank you Jessie for hosting this fic on Crayon Vision! ^.~
Now to the story!

Prologue - Casting Can Be A Nightmare

*scene opens to a small movie directing building in Domino. Recently, Yugi and his friends have tried out for roles in a Lord of the Rings filming*

Yugi: Look guys! They've finally posted the casting list for the movie!

*Yugi, Joey, Téa, and Tristan all walk inside and read the list, excited to see what part they got*

Joey: Congratulations Yug! You've gotten the lead role of Frodo Baggins!

Yugi: Don't forget to congratulate yourself, Mr. Just as important Samwise Gamgee!

*The two friends laugh and talk while Tristan and Téa sulk*

Téa: I can't believe I'm playing Merry! He's a guy!!! Who the hell did the casting anyway?!

Tristan: I have to play Pippin.... and he doesn't get any romantic action!

*At that moment, Yami enters the room*

Yugi: Hi Yami! The casting for the movie is up! Go see who you are!

Yami: *walks up to the list and replies, almost like he's uninterested* Aragorn.

Everyone: *stares at Yami* O.o

Joey: *looks down the list* So that means you have to kiss...

Mai: Hello everyone! *walks into the room*

Yami: O.O;;;

Mai: Hm... it seems that I've gotten the role of the lead female, Arwen! *looks for who got cast as Aragorn* And the lucky winner of a kiss from me is.... *looks at Yami*

Yami: *is in shock*

Yugi: He's so happy, he's speechless! ^^;

Téa: *glaring at Mai* Gee, I wonder why....

*Before a fight breaks out between Tea and Mai, Isis and her brother Malik walk inside the building*

Isis: It is nice to see you all. *she smiles lightly*

Malik: ... *walks over to the list and reads quietly*

Isis: I have no need for a list. I've already seen our casting with my Millenium Necklace, as well as my own casting as Galadriel.

Yugi: That's great to hear- *is cut off by Malik suddenly going Yami*

Yami Malik: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I GOT THE PART OF SAURON! THE RULER OF MIDDLE EARTH! MWAHAHA!!!!

Joey: Isn't Sauron the guy who dies at the very beginning of the movie?

Yami Malik: *stops laughing, the corner of his mouth twitches*

Tristan: Yeah... it was Isildur that killed him, right?

Yami Malik: *suddenly goes into an evil rage* Okay, who's the DEAD guy that plays Isildur?!?!?!

Rex Raptor: *suddenly pales as he enters the room with Mako Tsunami and Wevil Underwood, knowing that he has the part of Isildur*

Yami Malik: Diiiiiiiiie!!!!! *leaps clear across the room and onto Rex, beating him with the Millenium Rod*

Mako Tsunami: Um.... I hope I don't have a character that conflicts with that guy over there.... *reads* Haldir? Hm.... that doesn't sound bad. He was a pretty cool character....

Wevil Underwood: Yeah, but he dies in the second movie!!!! *laughs in that aggravating little voice of his as he reads. His laughing is interrupted as he sputters out who he was chosen to play* Gollum?!?!? *screeches* There is no way that I'm gonna get 3/4ths of the way naked just for the director's sick and twisted amusement!

Everyone: *visualizes Wevil 3/4ths naked and shudders*

*Then, Kaiba, Mokuba, Bakura, and Yami Bakura walked into the room. Joy!*

Bakura: I hope I got a good part! *approaches the list*

Yami Bakura: Move out of the way, you British PANSY! *pushes Bakura out of the way* Well, well, what do you KNOW? I got the part of SARUMAN!

Bakura: *stands up, dusts himself off, and looks at the list again* Well that's good. I have the part of Legolas!

Everyone: *stares* o.O;

Yami Bakura: *cough* British pansy elf in TIGHTS! *cough*

Mokuba: Come on Seto! Aren't you interested about what part you got?

Kaiba: *very flatly* No.

Mokuba: ... well I am! *looks at the list* I'm... Gimli?

Kaiba: *tries not to laugh* You.... look the part....

Mokuba: That's not funny! *thinks of a comeback* Yeah, well at least I'm not Boromir!

Kaiba: So? Should I care?

Mokuba: You should, seeing that it's your part!

Kaiba: What?! Why do I have to play someone who dies?!?!?

Yami Malik: *is still beating Rex* You tell it brother!

Everyone: *stares at Yami Malik* o.o???

*Just then, Yugi's Grandpa, Shadi, and Bandit Keith walk in! Woooo!*

Shadi: *in that weird voice of his* It seems that I am to be playing Elrond. A very wise choice of the director indeed.

Grandpa: I'm to play Bilbo, eh? Well, that won't be too hard... it reminds me of my days exploring in Egypt....

Mai: What part did you get, Bandit Keith? *wonders why she cares*

Bandit Keith: !!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I HAVE TO PLAY BILL THE PONY!!! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M DOING THIS!!!!

Everyone: *bursts out laughing at Bandit Keith*

Bandit Keith: IT'S NOT FUNNY! DO I LOOK LIKE A PACK MULE TO YOU?!?! I OTTA- *Bandit Keith's ranting is suddenly cut short as Pegasus, dressed in a woman's conga outfit with decritive fruit on his head, waltzes into the room with his manslave Croquet behind him*

Pegasus: Never fear, Gandalf the Gray is hear!!!

Croquet: ....I can't believe I'm doing this.... (he's Celeborn! ^.^)

Everyone: *stares at Pegasus* 0.0!!!!

Joey: Gandalf the Gay is more like it...

Yugi: Man, it's sure been a while.... I wonder when the director is getting here....

Naomi: I was waiting for someone to mention me!

Yugi: Naomi?! YOU'RE the director?!

Naomi: Who were you expecting? Peter Jackson or something? *looks over the crowd* Okay, now down to business....

Everyone: *is talking and not paying attention to Naomi*

Naomi: Guys....?

Everyone: *still talking*

Naomi: Guys?!

Everyone: *talking.... again*

Naomi: Rrrrrr.... *gets C.J*

C.J: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

Everyone: 0.0!!!! *everything is silent*

C.J: Thank you! ^.^ *skips away*

Naomi: Um.... yeah. Back to business. Does anyone have any problems with who they're playing?

*many hands are raised to indicate their problems*

Naomi: *waits for a split second* That's what I thought! Now, if you'd follow me, we can start this movie!

Tristan: Does anyone else think that this movie will spell disaster for us?

Joey: I couldn't agree with you more.... *shivers at the sight of 'Gandalf' dancing out of the room*

End of Prologue! XP

AN- What horrors await our beloved Yu-Gi-Oh cast? Only I know! Check back for the start of our story, and the beginning of Lord of the Millenium Items - The Fellowship of the Puzzle!