Hey, Welcome to Crap for Empty Toilets. I know hardly anyone but me and my friends will be looking at this, but you never know, right? I mean, there could be someone reading this right now like, a year from now for their own insane reasons, so I might as well say what this website IS. Hmmm… What is Crap for Empty Toilets? As the name suggests, it’s something random and full of crap. Honestly, it’s a collection of random things from me and my friends, who also write this website, but not as much because they know less about making a website than I do. So HAH! See what I mean? It’s just random things, things that we try to make sense to other people, but we don’t always succeed. So you’ll find a points around here were you really won’t understand a word. In fact, It’ll probably happen a lot. Especially in the chat room, which you are free to join, if you want to listen to our random antics, or talk to us in person. We’ll try to have at least one person be on from 6 pm to 7 pm pacific time every day, but there might be times when we just can’t (or forget) so don’t count on it. You can always e-mail us, at the website e-mail or our own personal ones, hate mail, love letter, or anything in-between, we’ll be sure to answer you ASAP (aka never! Jk.). So, I suppose I really didn’t answer your question, huh? Oh well, You’ll have to look around for yourself! We update constantly, so you can come back anytime your bored for a good laugh.

- 04/18/08