10 -Upon graduation from Riverdale High, make him change his name to Archie. 9 - MafiaBoy becomes his fathers next business associate. 8 -Award him the Order of Canada for the biggest prank phone call ever. Make him wear it to school. 7 -Send him to his room without supper for a whole week !! 6 -It's a 33.6 modem for you son. 5 -No more Clearasil. 4 -McDonalds,Dominos,Lafleur Patate,BurgerKing,PizzaHut...forbidden for 3 years. 3 -Forced to attend re-hab classes with the
vice-principal from arch rival John Rene High. 2 -Drivers permit ? Keep dreaming buddy. 1 -Janet Reno gets to spank MafiaBoy. Naughty MafiaBoy.
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