|04th July 2006|
All that is necessary for evil to
succeed is that good men do nothing.
- Edmund Burke
Dave: Well, sorry (to Haydn mostly) I haven’t ranted in a while…
I’m a buffoon you see, and keep forgetting to do so, leaving
Haydn in the lurch and me in the pub.. It’s the beer you see…
It loves me… And I it… Really not much to report since download,
I’ve been lonely and bored and in need of a hug, Haydn and my
girlie have all abandoned me so I’m here all alone with thoughts of
cheese flavoured rice cakes and why you would want to make
something taste like something lese any way… Man that’s stooped,
I mean a potato is a potato so stop trying to make it taste like a
chicken, no wonder were all fat!
What’s the deal with long hair? Looks cool on some
people and stooped on everyone else… I mean if your too tight to
go to the barbers then the government should start some kind of
subsidy where an Australian sheep farmer comes round and shaves
you once a month! Man Australia is a stoopid place… s’like her but
big and hot with poisonous reptiles. We should have left all the
criminals here and gone to Australia, better weather, more space
to build shit, we’d have been away son. Right enough of the
randomness normalservice will resume shortly. As soon as
my brain re boots!
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