<Intro Voice>
It's the end of the world and more than in the way that we know it.
Gates the insufferable, moronic, self-centred bastard with all the skills of a retarded hamster has cobbled together a doomsday machine. It's going to destroy everything and there isn't enough time to run off and do that one last thing you always wanted to do like dance naked on top of the Eiffel Tower!
Don't look at me like that! You all want to do it too!
Of course there is one slim hope.
Gates, Grey, Trekboy, Beige, Bruce and Blackbird are even now standing over the device and trying to figure out what to do to save everything.
What am I saying, that isn't a slim hope, it's a cruel joke perpetrated by the Universe on those of us unfortunate enough to know what's going on!
Why? Why must I be able to comprehend this?
<End Intro Voice>
Okay, speak to me Blackbird, what can we do?
You're asking him? I'm Trekboy here, I know technology.
No, you know technobabble and I hardly think that sort of thing is going to help us out here.
Actually it might.
What?
I don't know how the hell this works. Technobabble may be our only hope.
Please don't say that.
Just look at what I've got to work with here. This has to be every console system ever invented. I can't even name half the components, let alone how he figured out how to wire together two decades of technology.
It's not more raspberry liquorice, is it? He's covered in the stuff so why wouldn't he use it on this thing?
No, no, he can't, that would make even less sense.
Less sense than some how getting an Xbox and a Playstation together?
This would explain the M&Ms I'm seeing here on what must be a control panel.
Ha! You'll never unravel the mystery of my genius!
You do realise that you're as equally doomed as the rest of us.
By my hand!
Grey?
On it.
<THWACK>
What do we do?
I'm not sure, it's just a mess, a jumble.
Resistance is futile!
Oh he does not get to get away with ripping off a Star Trek quote like that!
No he does not!
<THWACK>
Resistance is floor tile.
That's not better.
<THWACK>
Reticence is for the agile!
You're not achieving anything.
Allow me.
Beige, no!
<BOOM>
<Intro Voice>
Did that achieve anything?
<End Intro Voice>