Fresh out of the box it's Guerilla Comics. Welcome everyone, to your new favorite web site. The only place where it's all right to laugh at a baby crying as it slides down a gorilla's throat. My name is Jason Glaser, and I'll be your host.

First off, check out our first comic.

The man behind the comic is Nicholas Grimsic, our resident cartoonist. He'll be the man providing the laughs around here, so be sure to listen intentively to everything he says. His hobbies including playing Tekken and aspiring to become a sassy fat black woman.

Nick's drawings would never look good if it weren't for our photoshop man, James Miller. Cleaning up penciled drawings has never been so sexy.

And finally, there's me. I'm the slave driver that bends these boys over and rail them until they comply with my wishes! Actually I just keep bugging them to do something new and start crying when they procrastinate.

So that's the gang, and this is our website. What to expect - a new comic whenever the hell Nick decides to draw one, a score of completely offensive yet entirely hilarious stories and rants in the thoughts section, and an in depth look at the society and culture of today right here on the front page each day that a comic is posted.

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- Jason