Ron Artest is the Man
The NBA fight that occurred in
Ron Artest
is one reason why I actually watch the NBA. He knows how to play REAL
basketball. No, not the modern,
“Ok everybody! Watch me! I am going to fucking drink this Sprite
and slam dunk!”
Basketball is a tough game based on skill and
intensity. I’m sick of these
flashy faggots prancing around in white suits trying to sell you a car, soda,
or pair of shoes. Big deal if Artest fouls a lot.
In fact from now on every time Ron Artest is
commits a technical foul (cool), flagrant foul(even cooler), and/or gets fined (the best) I am going
to throw a fucking huge pizza party.
You’re not invited.
It turns out that Artest got the
wrong guy when he charged into the stands.
So what, who cares? He was
probably an asshole too. Anyway
what’s even funnier is that the jackass (John Green) who threw the beer at Artest, won’t fess up. He claims, “Everything was going
so fast! I didn’t know what
was going on!”
Shut the fuck up, shitface.
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/motion/showcase/index?videos=1929559
^pwned
Another awesome ass beating occurred when a fat
Piston’s fan came blubbering onto the court after Artest’s altercation in the
stands had already occurred. The
tub of shit then proceeded to scream right in Artest’s
face. Artest
knocked the shit out of him easily, but was then restrained by some peace
loving idiot. Not to be outdone, another
even fatter Piston’s fan ran
to the aid of his fellow dickdoo by attempting to
assault the restrained Artest. (ie
a dickdoo is a guy who is so obese that when he looks
straight down he cannot see his equipment)
Jermaine O’Neal comes
flying out of nowhere and absolutely nails the fat herpes sack. OWNED! I love it!
Ron Artest
was suspended for the whole season for simply taking out the trash? BULLSHIT! What’s even worse is that Ben
Wallace was suspended at all! All
he did was shove Artest once prior to when any of the
major events occurred! FUCK YOU
David Stern.
PS I am a Knicks fan.
