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When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
Who spanked me 'til me ass was red?
Me Mudder....
Who took me from me cosy cot
And put me on the ice-cold pot
And made me pee if me could not?
Me Mudder....
And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribble some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Me Mudder....
Who would me hair so gently part
And hug me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeeze me 'til me fart?
Me Mudder....
Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly had a king-size fit
When in me Sunday pants me sh*t?
Me Mudder....
When at night the bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Me Mudder....
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