Born in 1983, in the suburban metropolis of Charlotte, MI this strange, quiet, little boy grew up to fufill his egnormous potential. The boy had always been a fan of baseball, comics, cereal, and grandma's pumpkin pie and it was just a matter of time before he rose to stardom as the CEO of his very own pop culture guru aptly called, Vitale Inc. He is also the frontman for the rock group known as Transexual Goldfish.