The wart.
The sun was shining and there was a beautiful smell of flowers in the air, and the faint sound of munching as Goku was eating. He looked over to his right and saw two adults playing, it was Goten and Trunks, they saw him looking at them so they stopped and walked over, Goten jumped on Goku while Trunks was eating all of Goku’s food. “Arrr” Goku yelped and he pushed Goten of “ Hay that’s my food hands off.” He demanded but Trunks didn’t listen, “ I said get your grubby hands off my munches” But Trunks still didn’t stop, Goten in the mean while was delving into Goku’s underwear. Goten pulled down Goku’s pants and showed Trunks, Trunks immediately stopped eating at started puking. “Goten pull my pants up will you?” Goku shouted. Inside Goku’s house Gohan, Chi-chi, Videl and Pan could hear the shouting outside, they walked over to the nearest window and started looking for Goten, Trunks and Goku. “Where’s Grandpa I can’t see him anywhere.” Pan said. “ I said Pull them up” they all heard “Look I’m sure that dad, brother and Trunks are around here somewhere.” Gohan replied putting his glasses on to see more clearly. They went out and started to look around finally Gohan saw 4 arms, “Hay I found them!” the others came over and saw the 3 men all in a heap on the floor “Where’s your pants Goku?” Chi-chi asked, “There” Pan pointed to a tree “How did it get up there?” Videl wondered.
Goten started to go red. “Dad don’t tell them” Goten said whispering in Goku’s ear. “Stop that Goten your tickling me.” Goku replied. Goku stood up with nothing to cover the bottom part of his body. “ AHHHHH Grandpa that’s horrible, does it have to be that small?” Pan said. “Goku iv never seen that wart before!” Chi-chi said. Well Chi-chi that’s got nothing to do with me.” Goku said jumping back suddenly. “Well I know where it came from?” Trunks replied. “Where, tell us Trunks, tell us.” Pan shouted jumping up and down. “Well….(His mobile started ringing) Hello, oh hi dad, what, really, well o.k. (Stops speaking to Vegeta) I’ve got to go, Bye.” Trunks said flying away. “Trunks get back here.” Gohan yelled. “I can’t dad wants me to come home something to do with the story of Goku’s wart.” Trunks replied. “Bum holes”. Goku said running inside the house. “Hay Goku come back here, if Trunks can’t tell us about your thing than you should.” Chi-chi said, But he had already gone “Drat.” Mean while Trunks had just got home “Hay dad are you in here?” the was no reply “He must be in the graviton machine.” Trunks thought. Suddenly Vegeta appeared with Bulla. “Sorry son Bulla was giving me a cat walk of her new clothes.” Vegeta said. “That’s o.k. Dad, Oh dad you had some information on Goku’s wart.” Trunks asked. “Oh yes…(Turns on a really big computer) You see this picture, 2 weeks ago today Kakkarot was seen in the pub feeding a woman beer.” Vegeta said. “Go on dad I’m still listening”. Trunks replied. “Well it seems the woman got drunk and the both walked out of the pub, Kakkarot was not seen until about 10 o clock that night.” Vegeta carried on “Skip the boring parts and get to the point.” Bulla yelled. Bulma walks in with dinner. “Vegeta, Trunks, Bulla dinners ready.” Bulma said interrupting. “Not now woman we’re busy, as I was saying Kakkarot must have……” Vegeta paused. “Hello dad” Trunks said. They here a weird noise. “ I’ll have to tell after we eat”. Vegeta replied. At Goku’s house, “I wonder were it can from it wasn’t there last time I looked” Chi-chi said “when was the last time you looked?” Gohan asked “Well when we made Goten.” “That was some time ago” Pan said. “sorry to interrupt but I’m hungry can we eat.” Goten asked “Well o.k. what would you like?” Chi-chi said then there was a strange noise but it was coming from up stairs. “Goku if that’s you come down here and tell us were you got that wart from.” Chi-chi shouted up the stairs, “No it’s not Goku its me Yadgarobe, and all this talk of food is making me hungry.” “Well your not getting any of it” Chi-chi said “If you feed me I can tell you about Goku’s wart.” Back at Bulma’s house, “Mum do you know anything about Goku’s wart?” Bulla asked. “ What wart dear.” Bulma replied. “Forget it mum Bulla was just saying something that happened in her dream right.( Trunks elbows her in the ribs.) “ Yeah something in my dream” Bulla replied rubbing her ribs. “ Well that was really nice Bulma but Trunks and I have got to finish are bonding session right son.” Vegeta said. “Since when do Trunks and Vegeta do bonding?????” Bulma thought. “Now right were was I yes Kakkarot was with this woman and he…..” Vegeta stopped Goku had just jumped in through the window, “Hay something smells good can I have some?” He said, “Ar Kakkarot we were just talking about you and your wart of course you would be the best at explaining this predicament.” Vegeta said. Goku looked in horror “Well you really want to know?” Goku asked. “ Yes Goku but start after you left the pub.” Trunks replied. “What pub?” Goku said. “ The pub that you where feeding beer to that woman” Vegeta said. “Oh that pub and the woman I shagged…opps.” Goku replied. “ Kakkarot that’s disgusting you have a wife.” Vegeta said. “ Yeah well I have to admit Chi-chi isn’t very good when it comes to having sex.” Goku replied. Vegeta and Trunks looked blankly at each other. “ But Goku you only had sex twice.” Trunks said “Chi-chi forced me to have sex with her.” Goku said. Bulla was at this time on the phone to Chi-chi. “And guess what happened…yeah ow you must fell terrible…WHAT you don’t say!! My I never knew….And what ow my that small, Iv never had friend wanting to do that well go right ahead well I see you buy.” Bulla put the phone down and walks down towards the kitchen parsing Goku, Vegeta and Trunks “I see you in the next dimension Goku.” Bulla said “???????” Goku thought. “ Hay Bulla what did you mean by next dimension?” Trunks asked. “ It’s for me to know and Goku to find out.” Bulla replied. Suddenly the phone rings Vegeta picks the phone up and hands it over to Goku. “ It’s Chi-chi” Vegeta said. Trunks pats him on the back and says good luck. “Hello Chi-chi” Goku said. “GOKU WHAT DID YOU DO 2 WEEKS AGO don’t tell you shagged a woman who you didn’t know?” Chi-chi asked. “ Yes, BUT don’t get made Chi-chi she was drunk and, and” Goku replied “You had sex with her, Goku your horrible and I hate you I really do.” Chi-chi said crying heavily. “Chi-chi listen to me I did….” Goku was interrupted by Chi-chi. “ No Goku I’ve heard enough If you did want to marry me then why did you?” Chi-chi asked “ Well Chi-chi you forced me.” Goku replied. He looked at Vegeta and Chi-chi put the phone down, Goku started to cry. He rapped his arms around Vegeta’s neck and sobbed into it “But sniff sniff I couldn’t help it.” Goku sulked “There There Kakkarot I now, I now” Vegeta comforted him “Now get off me I’m getting wet.” He demanded. Trunks thought for a moment “How did Chi-chi know with out anyone telling her??? Wait BULLA.” Trunks yells into the kitchen. “What” She yells back. “ Did you over hear Goku’s thing and tell Chi-chi” Trunks asked “Yes” Bulla replied and ran off. “Well Chi-chi is going to kill him.” Trunks shouted “Yes it’s his fault he shouldn’t have done it.” Bulla replied. There was a strange sound like a tree falling every one was silent, Then the roof above there heads started to cave in and the floor was to. “GOKU!!” a voice yelled It was Chi-chi, everyone scrambled out of the wreckage of the house. “Ow fuck Bulma going to kill me great.” Vegeta said. “Goku its time to die.” Chi-chi said, “But I’m not ready.” Goku replied but it was to late Chi-chi attacked. “Its kind of hard to kill a super saiyan level 4 I don’t think Chi-chi can do it.” Bulla said, Blood came from Goku’s mouth after a blow to his jaw “Well she’s doing fucking well, I mean that I have not been able to even hit the dick ones” Vegeta said. Trunks ran over to Goku “Chi-chi stop it’s not right you now he’s dense he couldn’t help it” Trunks pleaded, “No Trunks its not right for him to even be alive.” She replied “No he can’t die by the hands of that woman he should die by me, I can’t allow it stop Chi-chi!” Vegeta yelled. He kicked Chi-chi in the head “Wow Vegeta I never knew you would come and save me.” Goku said, “Stop you grovelling Kakkarot this all happened because of that stupid wart you got off that woman, you wouldn’t even be in this mess if you didn’t sleep with her.” Vegeta said “But that’s not how I got that wart it just appeared there after we made Goten.” Goku explained, everyone was silent.
The End.