THE CARROT

Mr Penrose made his first appearance at none other than Errol Flynn's old school, Hobart High, or Hobart Matriculation College as it had become by then.

The version of The Carrot which appears here is an updated version of the original which featured Malcolm and Tammy and is based on press reports of the time. As is his want Mr Penrose has twisted the tale beyond recognition.

Mr Penrose is currently in a state of underengagement and is available for work if you are clever enough to find him. He likes the odd game of chess, beer and barracks for Carlton.