1. When you were a baby, you were the type ... ...that cried systematically; only when your parents were trying to sleep. ...that threw nasty temper tantrums that terrified the neighborhood dogs. ...that sat in the corner of the room playing with building blocks. ...that all the other parents held theirs children up to. ...that never shared. Once something was yours, it didn't leave your grip- until you grabbed someone elses'.
2. If you had to define yourself by a genre of music, it would be... Classical "International" Punk Ska Soft Rock/Pop Rock
3. Say you went to a party and there was only one slice of cake left and someone else wanted it. You would... Split it. 1 slice > 1/2 slice, but 1/2 slice is > 0/2 slice. It's in your best interests and theirs. Just take it. Let them know that sugar turns into fat and that their adipose cells are already swelling from storage. Ph34r the knowledge. Yell and scream until you get your way. You wouldn't have to do anything. They'd graciously give you the piece and then offer you their soda too.
4. Pick a High-School stereotype The guy making smart-ass comments from the back of the classroom. The Goth/punk/or emo kid before it was cool to be any of goth/punk/or emo kid. The pretentious cheerleader/jock. The studious one The one that was either loved or hated. No grey areas. 5. In essence, There's not enough of you to go around. Student bonfires center around you. Everything centers around you. You, you, you. You could start a religion with the congregation of followers behind you. You're the average, run of the muck, headache inducing textbook.
