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A Joke of the Day!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in

front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a

large wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What

are all those clocks for?"

St. Peter replied, "They are Lie-Clocks. All

People on Earth have a Lie-Clock. Every time you

tell a lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never

moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Amazing," said the man. "And whose clock is that


St. Peter responded, "That's George Washington's

clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that

Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it

as a ceiling fan."

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