A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in
front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a
large wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What
are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter replied, "They are Lie-Clocks. All
People on Earth have a Lie-Clock. Every time you
tell a lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Amazing," said the man. "And whose clock is that
St. Peter responded, "That's George Washington's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
as a ceiling fan."