First Poem:
Transcribed from: Comedy Central Cast-
Mark: Bobby Terrance, you get in this house, you're in a faceful of trouble. Bruce: Hi. Mark: Don't you "hi" me! Dave: Gerald, the neighbors! Mark: They sympathize, believe me. [Front door closes behind them.] Mark: You won't be smelling freedom's air for quite some time, my boy. [Cut to Bruce pacing back and forth in his bedroom.] Bruce:
In a faceful of trouble- [Cut to the front page of a newspaper. The headline: "YOUTH - ANGERED BY WORLD WRITES FIRST POEM!!"] [Cut back to Bobby, sitting at his desk.] Bruce: Fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain. Fire! [Newspaper
headline: "POEM BOMBS! 'IT'S PERSONAL' DEFENDS YOUTH [Cut to Bobby, standing in his room, holding a guitar and singing as he plays.] Bruce: 1, 2, 1 2 3 4- Fire fire fire, fire on my brain. [Newspaper headline: "'YOUTH SONG NOT MUSIC!' SNIFFS SYMPHONY HEAD"] [Cut to Bobby, entering his bedroom holding hands with a girl.] Bruce: This is my girlfriend, Laura. She loves me. [Newspaper headline: "LOVE! BAD POET FINDS GIRL!"] [Cut to Bobby, as he puts a tape in his stereo and presses "play". He kisses Laura as the tape plays:] Bruce:
Ow! Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain, [fades out]
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