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The Whole Family:
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Dear Son: Name: Bobby Terrance ( played by Bruce McCulloch) Family: Son of Doug and Jean, also has a girlfriend called Laura. Hobby: Write poems and play the guitar Work: Student? Quote: . "-You and I are mortal, but rock and roll will never die."-
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Mommy: Name: Jean Terrance ( played by Dave Foley) Family: Devoted wife of Doug and mother of Bobby Hobby: Diets (she is obssesed with her weight) Work: Housewife Quote: "-Chicken and salad! ...back on my diet ....-"
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The
Sugar Daddy
Name: Doug Terrance ( played by Mark McKinney) Family: Married to Jean and have a son called Bobby, also has a mistress. Hooby: to buy plungers Work: truck owner and businessman Quote:"Okay, let's hear your pitch."
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Bauer (Scott Thompson): He is Bobby´s best friend. He smokes pot and have a long and curly blonde hair. He is very easy-going and knows lots of people, including Jocelyn, the prostitute and Satan himself. He knows how to roll a joint. Quote: "- Got to get high !!!! -" |
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Laura ( Nicole de Boer):
She is Bobby´s girlfirend. She broke up with him once ( although Bobby says it was a mutual thing) but they came back together. She smokes and drinks and always seems to be quiet. Quote: -" Whatever..."- |
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- He is a trucking company owner and loves free entreprises. - He had more than 20 lovers. - He thinks he looks good in red - He shook Pierre Treudeau's hand back - He once bought 8 plungers. - He once had 20 trucks - He has a secret blonde mistress
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- He is a teenage guitar player rebel wannabe - He loves rock´n roll - He wants to be able to curse in front of his parents - He has a girlfriend called Laura - He has some friends, including Bauer and Kyle - He writes poems and play electric guitar - He likes beer - He once won over Satan with an electric guitar duel - He doesn´t smoke pot
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- She think she is fat - She is insecure - She is patient - She wants to loose weight - She wants Bobby to take the garbage out - She has an american friend called Hildeggar - She is stuck in Brampton with Doug
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Hi! I am Bobby and I want to show you my family album. Here are some pics of us, regular pics, and...some other pics...well, here they are...
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| First
Poem :
"YOUTH
- ANGERED BY WORLD WRITES FIRST POEM!!"
Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura |
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| Trucker
Businessman "Who
do you think you're dealing with here? I'm a Veteran in this
business."
Doug |
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| Plungers
He came up to me and
said, "Excuse me, sir. Are you buying this for a clogged drain or
do you have something more interesting in mind?"
Doug |
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| Death
of Rock "Cause
Mr. Gorgenchuck, if I don't feel free to rock, be it here or anywhere,
you might as well cut off my limbs, might as well cut off my limbs and
mail them to Mother Russia."
Bobby |
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| Fine
ham abound "Who
knows where I'll be this time tomorrow night, Laura. I could be
helpin' out a town in trouble. I could be in Chicago, eatin' bacon and
eggs with gangsters. I might even be dead."
Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura, Bauer, Kyle, Owen |
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| Truck
Owner "I
talked to them like gentlemen, you know: parlez, parlez. And, uh, we
got together and we screwed this other guy. He went under. . .and at
the auction, I bought one of his trucks!"
Doug |
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| Bobby
vs Satan ( coming soon) "
I am seeing someone!"
Doug, Jean, Bobby, Satan |
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| Exposing
the Affair ( coming soon) "
You had your chance at prom night!!!!"
Doug, Jean, Hildeggar |
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| Stop
the world ( coming soon) "
You may be free like her, but you´re not Laura"
Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura |
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| In
search of Pot ( coming soon)
" Don´t you have
any....pot?"
Bobby, Bauer, Jocelyn, Satan |
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