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The Whole Family:

Dear Son:

Name: Bobby Terrance ( played by Bruce McCulloch)

Family: Son of Doug and Jean, also has a girlfriend called Laura.

Hobby: Write poems and play the guitar

Work: Student?

Quote: . "-You and I are mortal, but rock and roll will never die."-

 

Mommy:

Name: Jean Terrance ( played by Dave Foley) 

Family: Devoted wife of Doug and mother of Bobby

Hobby: Diets (she is obssesed with her weight)

Work: Housewife

Quote: "-Chicken and salad! ...back on my diet ....-"

 

The Sugar Daddy 

Name: Doug Terrance ( played by Mark McKinney)

Family: Married to Jean and have a son called Bobby, also has a mistress.

Hooby: to buy plungers

Work: truck owner and businessman

Quote:"Okay, let's hear your pitch."

 

 

More characters involved:

 

 

Bauer (Scott Thompson): 

He is Bobby´s best friend. He smokes pot and have a long and curly blonde hair. He is very easy-going and knows lots of people, including Jocelyn, the prostitute and Satan himself. He knows how to roll a joint. 

Quote: "-  Got to get high !!!! -"

Laura ( Nicole de Boer):

She is Bobby´s girlfirend.  She broke up with him once ( although Bobby says it was a mutual thing) but they came back together. She smokes and drinks and always seems to be quiet. 

Quote: -" Whatever..."-

 

It´s a Fact: Doug Terrance

- He is a trucking company owner and loves free entreprises. 

- He had more than 20 lovers. 

- He thinks he looks good in red

- He shook Pierre Treudeau's hand back 
in 1981

- He once bought 8 plungers. 

- He once had 20 trucks

- He has a secret blonde mistress

 

It´s a fact: Bobby Terrance

- He is a teenage guitar player rebel wannabe 

- He loves rock´n roll

- He wants to be able to curse in front of his parents

- He has a girlfriend called Laura

- He has some friends, including Bauer and Kyle

- He writes poems and play electric guitar

- He likes beer

- He once won over Satan with an electric guitar duel

- He doesn´t smoke pot

 

It´s a fact: Jean Terrance

- She think she is fat

- She is insecure

- She is patient

- She wants to loose weight

-  She wants Bobby to take the garbage out

-  She has an american  friend called Hildeggar

- She is stuck in Brampton with Doug

 

Family Album:

Hi! I am Bobby and I want to show you my family album. Here are some pics of us, regular pics, and...some other pics...well, here they are...

 

 

 

 

 

Episodes of our lives:

First Poem : "YOUTH - ANGERED BY WORLD WRITES FIRST POEM!!"

Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura

Trucker Businessman "Who do you think you're dealing with here? I'm a Veteran in this business."

Doug 

Plungers He came up to me and said, "Excuse me, sir. Are you buying this for a clogged drain or do you have something more interesting in mind?"

Doug

Death of Rock "Cause Mr. Gorgenchuck, if I don't feel free to rock, be it here or anywhere, you might as well cut off my limbs, might as well cut off my limbs and mail them to Mother Russia."

Bobby

Fine ham abound "Who knows where I'll be this time tomorrow night, Laura. I could be helpin' out a town in trouble. I could be in Chicago, eatin' bacon and eggs with gangsters. I might even be dead."

Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura, Bauer, Kyle, Owen

Truck Owner "I talked to them like gentlemen, you know: parlez, parlez. And, uh, we got together and we screwed this other guy. He went under. . .and at the auction, I bought one of his trucks!"

Doug

Bobby vs Satan ( coming soon) " I am seeing someone!"

Doug, Jean, Bobby, Satan

Exposing the Affair ( coming soon) " You had your chance at prom night!!!!"

Doug, Jean, Hildeggar

Stop the world ( coming soon) " You may be free like her, but you´re not Laura"

Bobby, Jean, Doug, Laura

In search of Pot ( coming soon) " Don´t you have any....pot?"

Bobby, Bauer, Jocelyn, Satan

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