Well, it was an amazing competition, and the results were extremely suprising, officially at least.
Dark Matches:
Match 1: Elimination Chamber
Winner: Simon
Heat/Velocity Matches:
Match 1: Armageddon Hell in a Cell
Winner: Simon
Match 2: Fatal Four Way TLC Title
Winner: Simon
So it was not a good warm up for Stewart, but he was hopeful that once the scoring began he would start winning.
RAW/SD/PPV Matches:
Match 1: Best 2 of 3 Falls
Winner: Simon (2-0)
Match 2: 3 on 3 Elimination Tag
Winner: Simon (3-0)
Match 3: 2 on 2 Elimiination Tornado Tag
Winner: Simon (2-0)
Match 4: 3 Stages of Hell - First Blood, Ladder, Cage
Winner: Simon (2-0)
At this stage, I had already won the competition, and Stewart had not even achieved a pinfall.
Also of note, the previous 4 matches were played in RAW and SD arenas. The rest of the matches were played in PPV arenas.
Match 5: Last Man Standing
Winner: Stewart
Match 6: Ironman
Winner: Tie (5-5)
Match 7: Ultimate Submission
Winner: Stewart (3-2)
So, after the official competition had ended, the result was Simon 4 Stewart 2, with the Tie providing no points.
However, me and Stewart were in the mood for more matches, and this is what we had:
Lumberjack - Stewart
Ironman - Stewart (6-4)
Ultimate Submission - Stewart (3-1)
Hardcore 1 - Stewart
Hardcore 2 - Simon
Handicap Challenge ( In this me and stewart faced 2 opponents and the winner lasted the longest amount of time before being defeated)
Stewart 3:03 Simon 3:21
Simon outlasted Stewart by 18 seconds to claim the win.
Royal Rumble - Simon entered the ring first, and Stewart much later. Simon eliminated Stewart and survived to win the match.
Bra and Panties 1 - Stewart (2 items of clothing to 1)
Bra and Panties 2 - Stewart (2-0)
Bra and Panties 3 - Stewart (2-1)
It appears Stewart has a great ability at tearing women's clothes off.
[Stewart: "Your point Simon? :P"]
My point Stewart is that the only reason you won those matches is because you've had practice in front of a mirror.
[Stewart: "Where did mirrors come into it? I just made Katherine stand up and practiced getting her clothes off."]
Too bad you only took off her outer clothes, leaving me to take off the lingerie! :-D
[Stewart: "I love you Simon. (Sorry Kath) ;)"]
Anyway, let's move on to the rest of the matches.
Tag (with manager) - Stewart
Cage 1 - Simon
Cage 2 - Stewart
Cage 3 - Simon
3 on 3 Table Elimination Tag 1 - Simon (3-1)
3 on 3 Table Elimination Tag 2 - Stewart (3-0)
3 on 3 Table Elimination Tag 3 - Simon (3-0)
So, after all of these matches, we added up the totals, and including every match played the results were:
Stewart - 13
Simon - 14
So, when it was all said and done, The Spookacious One came out on top. Was it because I was lucky? Unlikely. Was it because I was the better player? Possibly, although we are both pretty equal. But I think the real reason Stewart lost was because he's not cool.
Cool like me, Simon-Spookacious-Cool :D
ps. Just Kidding Katherine, we love you really (and if you liked what you read...)
pps. Sam - YOU'RE NEXT!
ppps. Jamie - YOU'RE NEXT AFTER SAM!
pppps. Stewart ... *SPIT*! (i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool)
This entry was paid for by the supporters of Simon Spookacious Cool, the King of the Game.
If you smeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllalala, what the Spook, is, cooking.
And that is the bottom line, and if you disagree with anything said in this blog, PROVE ME WRONG!
TSO aka SSC [& Stewart]