Stan Marsh Stan is a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid. He dates
Wendy Testaburger but throws up every time she talks to him. He is the South
Park Elementary Cows star Quarterback. He has a gay dog named Sparky and an
older sister named Shelly who beats him senseless and accuses him of making
fun of her "appliance". His aging grandfather also lives with him and continually
pressures Stan into killing him. Every episode he announces Kenny's death
by saying "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
