In April, Donald Trump greeted 2000
applicants at
The Apprentice 2 casting call in New York City.
After wishing the future entrepreneurs luck, The Donald went back to work.
Trump's Hair, however, stayed behind at the celebrity filled after-party to hang with some of the lovely ladies late into the night.
IN STEP WITH DONALD TRUMP'S HAIR
I've never met Donald Trump but I did meet his hair once, at a book signing in Borders. He's such a busy man he sometimes sends his hair out to do publicity: book signings, meet and greet luncheons, that sort of thing. It's like the English Royal Family. They don't have any political rule but they do serve as diplomats. Trump's Hair doesn't have the power to make the huge deals, but it can sign a book flap. When asked how I find Trump's Hair I always reply, "wispy."
Trump's Hair in a pensive mood.
Shames Brady, Parade
This column has learned that Donald Trump and his hair have filed for separation in what might prove to be one of the dirtiest celebrity breakups. "I am the mastermind of the organization," claims Trump's Hair, speaking on the record. "I am the one who determined that Donald's world view would exist between the extremes of 'it was total disaster' and 'I turned it into a huge success.' I am the one who told him to pronounce the word huge as yuge. Donald couldn't time share a condo without me. I don't want to tell tales out of school, but his hair 'down there' looks the same as me. It's a total disaster."
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Donald Trump's estranged Hair has taken up with the traveling gnome. The couple is seen here looking for high times on Melrose. Watch out ladies, here they come. Party on, Trump's Hair!
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"It's lonely at the top. No one really understands. Celebrity hair is a rarified profession. A calling, really. I'm God's lonely hair.
Oh sure, I've had fleeting relationships with Jennifer Aniston's shag
and Dorothy Hamill's wedge
but I never felt understood, not even by them. I spent time in Nepal with the Dalai Llama, in China studying Confucianism, but no spiritual quest filled that emptiness in my life. Until one day, in a remote diner about 5 miles from the Chicken Ranch outside of Reno, I finally met the love of my life, Farrah Fawcett's old feather hair.
It was like we'd known each other our whole lives. And let me be frank: she's the best follicle I've ever had. We're very happy together."
Cosmo Guide To Love
Just look at that lovely bowl of hair on Elton John's head.
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Clearly, money can buy good
hair.
So, who can hook Donald up with Elton's phone number?
