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HORSEPLAY

AS THE STORY GOES, GEORGE W. AND SADDAM WERE JUST FOOLIN AROUND ONE DAY GIVING NOOGIES..........

POTENTIAL REPERCUSSIONS OF THE "WORLD LEADER NOOGIE"
1. GEORGE W. PERFORMS THE NOOGIE FOR TOO LONG, ANGERING SADDAM WHICH SEVERS NEGOTIATIONS
2. SADDAM RETALIATES, THEN GEORGE, THEN SADDAM, THEN GEORGE, THEN....YOU GET THE PICTURE. END RESULT: PALACE GUARDS AND SECRET SERVICE VERY VERY UPTIGHT.
3. GEORGE W. IS INJURED AND IS RUSHED BY F15 TO WASHINGTON GENERAL HOSPITAL
4. SADDAM IS INJURED AND RUSHED (IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING) BY DONKEY TO LOCAL VETERINARIAN
5. GEORGE W. GETS EXTREMELY ANGRY AND CALLS SADDAM A BIG DUMMY CAUSING AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT
6. SADDAM GETS EXTREMELY ANGRY AND CALLS GEORGE W. SEVERAL NAMES, BUT NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM BUT THE TRANSLATOR
MORAL OF THE STORY: HORSEPLAY STARTS SMALL AND SEEMS LIKE NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT CAN ESCALATE AND HAVE VERY SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS