Who: Gonterforce, a team of people devoted to fighting off the evil of David Gonterman, a bad artist and fanfic writer. Visiting the Foxfire Studios Forum at the Portal of Evil and the Gonterman shrine should give you a better background. Note: pictures of some members can be seen at this page. They're character designs for a movie.

What: Gonterman isn't the only maker of bad comics and stories out there, so Gonterforce is ready to combat the others. Altough violence is often used, Gonterforce has another method of fighting: MiSTings. What's a MiSTing? Making comments about bad movies, comics, stories, spam e-mails, and other literature in the style of the greatest television show ever made, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Three random members of Gonterforce participate in the MiST, except JS Power. He doesn't like doing MiSTings.

Why: Because it's fun, that's why! Besides, people shouldn't have to read awful comics and stories without funny commentary.

NEWS:

4/2/02-Well, I finally got to updating this page again. Expect some updates to Bakabreakers soon, including me weeding out some jokes from the earlier installments. Thank God this is only in its beta stages right know and (hopefully) only a few people know of it.

-The MiSTing of The Body In Question managed to sneak by with a few mistakes. Chalkdust is working on fixing them as fast as he can.

-I added a credits page to name those only referred to as "denizens of the Portal of Evil" in the text MiSTings. However, they were lumped into that group since Chalkdust forgot who did what.

-For my next update, I plan on having even more installments of the Bakabreakers MiSTing, unMiSTed copies of all MiSTed stories, and maybe a section to "reflect" on the past targets. We'll see.

-Coming Soon! So big that I couldn't cram it into the MiSTings List! It's the

Some movies get too much praise. Often times, these usually average motion pictures are elevated to their "blockbuster" status or get insane amounts of praise from their rabid fanbases. And where there are fans, there a horrible fanfics. Frankly, we at Gonterforce MiST Central are rather sick of it. So we're MiSTing not one, not five, but four bad fanfics based on overly praised movies.

Last Life Running-A Fight Club fanfic that tries to give deep insight about life using a character playing Super Mario Brothers.

Dancehall Daydreams-A Moulin Rogue fanfic that even the author admits is plotless. That is not a good sign.

~TiTANiC TWO~-In this Titanic fanfic, Rose just happens to go on the Titantic Two with her husband. Insanity ensues.

A Visit From the Past-Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl because he joins the fight against the Matrix. Boy gets girl years later.

Editor's note: The host segments for BakaBreakers are under development. I hope Bakabreakers is the only MiST that I'll have to constantly work on as it updates. I hate incompleted MiSTings, just like how I hate my temporary hypocrisy .