Have you ever wondered how to mathematically get a Sound Ninja? Well then, it's your lucky day, because we have here the equations for each character!
(Weird Looks - Pedophiliac Urges) / (Dresses + Age) + (Kabuto + Sasuke) + Snakes - Sensibility = Orochimaru
(Intelligence x Medical Skills) + Emo (Self-Confidence - Symapthy) + Traitor (Orochimaru - Social Life) - Decent Clothing = Kabuto
(Anthological Life Form - Body) / (Power - Friends) x Zealousness - Girlfriend - Fans (Loneliness x Modesty) Apathy - Bones x Clan = Kimimaro
(Ukon x Identity Crisis) x Gay + (Necklace + Make Up) / Whininess - Sense Of Style - Perception + (Sasuke x Body x Virginity) = Sakon
(Personailty - Sakon) x Cockiness - (Make Up - Heterosexuality) Insanity x Narcolepsy (Co-ordination - Strange Ability) x Hair = Ukon
