Penewellkyle's stuff
Well, you've found your way to my website, im sorry it sucks so much. One of these days i'll use a program and make an ok website, until then enjoy!
Here are some quotes, right now i've put pretty much any semi-funny quote i have in here, soon i'll have enough actually funny quotes so i can weed out the unfunny ones.
the1realmr: "yeah I've got about... uh... one and a strong 7/8th inches of farily limber dick"
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Nok11111: did u tell him that there was no way that its gonna get bigger
penewellkyle: no
penewellkyle: tell him that urself
Nok11111: nah, he'll stop living in his extasy eventually and realize not all beans turn into giant beanstalks
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the1realmr: but then again, I don't really feel like going out with anybody at this point.... because of my small penis
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LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: i bet dasha and greg will get married
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: and dasha will beat him :-P
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: lol, jp
penewellkyle: HAHAH!!!
penewellkyle: oo i could so see that
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: lolol
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: yeah
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: greg cowering in a corner
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: and dasha like holding a baseball bat over his head
penewellkyle: high on sugar
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: lolol
penewellkyle: threatening to kill him for a gummy worm
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LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: wait... kyle... r u playing cupid?!
penewellkyle: i am
penewellkyle: come on
penewellkyle: i am cupid
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: lol
penewellkyle: cant u see me in a diaper shooting heart arrows
penewellkyle: thats SO me
LiTtLe Sl33pY 01: LMAO
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Angie: why is it that Rachel austed can get a bf
Angie: and Jessica Kam can get a bf
Angie: but I can’t?
Kyle: cause there are only so many desperate guys in this world
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crazyathens019: im trying to find my own ass!
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sparkelbabe2570: no! i am a nice hooker
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sparkelbabe2570: is he oriental like crackers?
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the1realmr: I have no chance with the girilies, and we both know it
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penewellkyle (8:47:49 PM): its ok... my brother makes fun
of me for being jewish
sparkelbabe2570 (8:49:33 PM): i didnt know u were
jewish
penewellkyle (8:50:03 PM): o yeah... all my life
actually:-P
penewellkyle (8:50:06 PM): jk
sparkelbabe2570 (8:50:28 PM): ooo woah
sparkelbabe2570 (8:50:35 PM): u totaly had me goin!
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penewellkyle (11:29:34 PM): ...well... no offence but i could see u as the kind of guy who would rape some1
crazyasian169 (11:29:47 PM): dude, i feel like it sometimes
penewellkyle (11:30:05 PM): ...thats fucked up
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penewellkyle: dude... is it normal to have a sexy dream that includes a donkey?
*later*
penewellkyle: dude... one time i had a dream where i was a mountain climber...
and i climbed a huge mountain and when i got to the top i realized it wasn't a
mountain i was climbing it was a giant boob... damn... that was a good dream
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titten is the german word for tits
the1realmr: titten
the1realmr: kitten
the1realmr: cute and comfy... and they seem to love you
the1realmr: or maybe you just love them
penewellkyle: its a mutual love
penewellkyle: but then again... some kitties can get too fat
penewellkyle: and some can be all skin and bone
the1realmr: some are really hairy
penewellkyle: ...and some can be so filthy u dont wanna snuggle with them at all
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penewellkyle: what about the stories of when he plowed ur ass like a midwestern farmer?
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the1realmr: you ever feel like you really need to take a shit... and then you're like... "wtf"
penewellkyle: yeah, bad times
*much time passes*
penewellkyle: have u ever had to take a shit so bad, ur stomach was hurting so much that u thought u got ur first period
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penewellkyle: your gf makes out with a female friend, is that cheating?
the1realmr: only if I'm not there
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penewellkyle: so, gregs ripped one of ur bra's too?
DOTS103D: lol
DOTS103D: haha
DOTS103D: i kno u ripped athens purple bra
penewellkyle: o yea, damn lace isn't strong enough to resist a guy's advances
DOTS103D: i kno...
penewellkyle: they need to make a kevlar bra, it'd resist bullets... and guys
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penewellkyle: im bored
penewellkyle: tell me a disgusting yet relevant sexual story
the1realmr: you've come to the right man
the1realmr: So this chick is at this big college party and she's kinda drunk, and this other kinda drunk dude starts coming on to her... and they go upstairs, where like... nobody is and he rips her clothes off, and ties her to the bed using the scraps of cloth and you know, they're both kinda drunk, and really into it... and right when she'd except him to start fucking her... he puts on a towel and gets out of the room and closes the door
the1realmr: burn
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the1realmr: You know what I've just realized about myself that is really degrading? That I only buy crap at the end of a really big holiday. If I have the urge to eat some candy, I wait two months until Easter, then another couple days later until the price has gone down? How pathetic is that?
penewellkyle: damn pathetic
the1realmr: I KNOW
the1realmr: *sigh*
penewellkyle: u know whats really pathetic.... having to fuck a donkey
penewellkyle: sure, u may laugh now... but somewhere, some1 is so lonely that they'd rather fuck a barnyard animal then be alone
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