Here are some jokes that are guarenteed to make you laugh:
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: To look for Pooh
A girl comes skipping home from school one day
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids counted up to four but i counted up to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," replies her mother
"Is it because I am blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it i because you're blonde.
The next day the girl comes skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said it up to D, but i said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G.
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I am blonde mommy?"
"yes, it is because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, mommy," she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were all showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these."
She lifted up her top to reveal a pair of 36C.
"Very good," said her emberassed mother.
"Is it because i'm blonde mommy?"
"No honey, its because you're 24."
Q:How many legs does two roosters have?
A:4
Q:how many beaks does two roasters have
A:2
Q: how many wings does two roasters have?
A: 4
Q: How many bones does a cat have?
A: i dono?
Q: How come u know so much about cock and not pussy?
so 2 muffins are in a micro wave, and 1 says "man, its getting hot in here" the other one says: "holly shit!!!! a talking muffin!!!!"
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??
a whiney bitch with a yeast infection
