PSST! Hey guido! It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the cheese. And you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it! That's why he's gonna kill us! So we gotta beat it! Yeah! Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don't worry, little missy! I'll save you!
Monkies are cool. I like to watch them dance and fling their poo.
They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!!! Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved Ice Cream Bar, how I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh so nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper. Boiled football leather. DOG BREATH!! We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're riding! Oh, no. I know what you want! You coveteth my Ice Cream Bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People always trying to take it from me. Why won't they leave me ALONE!!!
Batman Returns is a really cool movie. I basically just like Michelle Pfeiffer in that one. She is easy on the eyes, I'll tell you that for free!
You see what I mean now?
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Comics are really awesome, too. I am the resident Comic Book Geek here at my school. I know pretty much everything worth knowing. So if you need any questions answered, just email me @ moe.ron@wildmansteve.com . By the way, you see the site I'm hosted at? GO THERE NOW.
By the way, every once in a while I will put a TOP 10 LIST on the website. The topics will range from Best Comic Villains to Things to Do when you're on the toilet. Some will be serious, some funny. So be on the lookout for them, because they are a limited time kinda thing. Like the McRib sandwich. What the hell is up with that? They sell it for like 6 months and say it's a limited time offer. McDonalds sucks.
Mr. Rogers was actually assassinated by Saddam Hussein.
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones has actually been dead for 15 years. The Keith they show you on TV is a conputer genterated Keith Richards, or CGKR.
Saddam Hussein is harboring missiles (Okay, so this one's not so secret anymore...)
Comic Books are not fiction, but historical chronicals of superhumans living in two parallel universes: Codename: DC and Codename: Marvel.
If a tree falls on a mime, and nobody's around, does anyone really care?
If you're sitting on the pot and you feel somthing hot... DIARHEA! CHA CHA CHA!
If you're sitting in your Chevy and you feel something heavy... DIARHEA! CHA CHA CHA!
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter... DIARHEA! CHA CHA CHA!
SPINAL TAP!
EVIL MONKEY!
I have read the X2 comic book and I now know the plot. AND IT IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME! Anyone who remotely liked the first one (or just liked seeing the pretty colors, for that matter) should go see it on MAY 2ND!!!!
