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MLT NewsBar with Rabies McFondle :: Bus load of young catholic school girls explodes near shopping centre, all dead with exception of 73 yr old bus driver, Irene Fishmen, who ironically was wearing the bomb. She is being questioned and has been quoted as saying "I'm going to get it right next time!" :: Hackers have been trying their damndest to destroy the monopoly that is MLT. They can't, because they suck! :: Local man wanted for questioning in case of stolen pies. The suspect is described as tall, medium body build, with very tasty lips. :: MLT's scroll down menus continue to rebel! No word yet on how long this strike will last. Headwebmaster ND is seeking new replacement menus, at least until deal is negotiated...
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