This page is dedicated to the “famous one liners” of the raunchiest, raciest, crudest, disgusting, downright nastiest, horniest and somewhat hilarious houseguest of all time. Big Brother Season 5’s, “Marvin Latimer”

 

 

 

“Balls, this is a lockdown”

“You are over the top, like a pole vaulte

 

 

 

 

The Library of “Marvinisms”

 

**Warning - If you get offended easily or find vulgar language unpleasant, you might want to visit the Barbie World of Holly instead.

 

 

“I kinda liked everybody for a little while and stuff,

and I really hate these people!”

 

“It was like Christmas in a rich people’s neighborhood.”

 

“This place would be better if they'd have some hookers

come in and fellate you every so often.”

 

"Cowboy's like tofu, he takes on whatever flavor he hangs out with."

"I'm on the block more than a $4.00 Hooker"

"If she keeps this up, I'm a be looking like a black Brad Pitt: Barbeque Pitt."

 

"Why don't you mofo's get outta the damn house and give me my $500,000."

 

"Jase thought he was slick...no dog, I'm slicker than Castro."

 

"I'd sniff a bees ass to catch a buzz"

 

“Cowbonic’s”

(Referring to Cowboy’s speech)

 

"I'll wipe your ass like mop-n-glo"

 

“The dude was so big the whole room turned dark”

 

“Beatin’ your ass like a runaway slave”

 

“What Pittsburgh?”

(When Cowboy referred to Scott’s culture)

 

"If I had two more arms, I'd give those titties four thumbs up!"

 

“Damn boy, her stock was as high as Microsoft.”

 

“I was so shocked at the twin thing it was like

I was hooked up to a 9 volt battery.  Shocking.  SHOCKING!”

 

"Now I ain't never gonna win the sweepstakes....

I done used up all my prayers on that dang food
competition."

 

“It’s Thanksgiving Dinner, and you are the turkey”

 

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining”

 

"Nothing like chicken titty in the mornin'."

 

"I'm more connected than AT&T"

 

"The Black MacGyver strikes again!"

 

“Get me a drink or a shrink”

 

"Some days you can't be Rosa Parks. 

You just sit down in the back of the bus and be happy yo' ridin'.”

 

"I trust him like I'd trust OJ with a knife." 

 

“His head looks like a rooster's ass."

 

“It looks like he has Ben Wallace in a leg lock down there”

( Referring to Cowboys butt hair)

 

"I like my titties, high and tight, like a military haircut"

 

 “I have more angles, than a geometry book”

 

“Balls, this is a lockdown”

 

“You are over the top, like a pole vaulter”

 

“When she took her clothes off it was a "titty eclipse”

 

“It's a bitch the hottest woman in the world gotta leave

but even if she stayed the next 6 weeks I wouldn't get that ass."

 

"Maybe a little vaseline?" 

(While looking at the rubber chicken)

 

“Brad Pitt?   More like Arm Pit!”

 

“WTF, you got camel toe”

 

“Who ever got the worse pussy goes up”

 

"PB&J...Sweet Potato!"

(While flexing his arm muscle)

 

"Here comes Savage. You may recognize him from

Playgirl magazine and the owner of a 2" penis."

 

 “I am too hot for TV”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Anytime I got 13 miles to go, I try to drive”

 

“I get tired of hearing all the sad ass stories around here.

Everyone has one just like a asshole & a watch.”

 

“You know I don't cuss all the time, it's all an act”

 

“Women only have one game, pussy”

 

“Up my ass like an enema”

 

“You can't trust them as far as you can throw

Star Jones after Thanksgiving day.”

 

“Holly, Karen is constipated, can you make some more of your coffee?”

 

“If you didn't come in the house crazy, you will leave crazy!"

 

 

 

Marvin’s Doggie

 

 

 

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If you have any other “one liners” that have made you cringe or laugh out loud,

 please email your additions to bb5marvinism@cox.net

 

*This website was created to entertain and not offend. 

Please use caution when laughing and/or gasping.