Liam Sharpe, or King Liam as we have christened him, is a truly amazing boy. As well as looking like a broom, (Yes, broom, I'm not joking) he has been suspended twice and is one red ticket away from being expelled. Yes, that's the Liam we know and love, and here is a story about him. It is told through the eyes of King Liam, although written by a mere fan.
"I was on my way to French one day, with my mates John Buxton and Fatty Bon Bon, to face the horrible Madam Marceatto. She hates me, because all the teachers do. Just because I keep getting suspended. How was I to know that you weren't meant to pee on people? Unfair or what? Well, when I got to French it was really boring. Madam Marceatto was rambling on with her random words that don't even mean anything and I didn't understand a tiny bit. I mean, come on, I don't speak freaky-deaky French. So I thought "Hey, here's an opportunity to be sarcastic!". I decided to sing one of my favourite songs to lighten the mood. It is called: "Power to Marceatto". It goes like this: "Power to Marceatto, power to Marceatto, etc." While John and Fatty Bon Bon do the bass. Soon all of my classmates were joining in. It is catchy, after all. But somehow I managed to get the blame. Excuse me for trying to add a bit of culture to the group! I got a warning ticket after school, which was quite harsh considering I a broom in disguise. Oh well, just another day..."
And that is the end of this Liam tale... We are not absolutely sure it happened, as the source (George and Chris, Spaz Brothers) has been known to tell the odd lie. But genuine or not, this is definately a Liam-ish thing to do!
