I wouldn't mind training a seal or an elephant, but you're hopeless.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
All the elephants are flying south for the winter.
A cool head never won fair lady.
If you must make a noise, make it quietly!
Who d'ya think I am, Cinderella?
Tell me that again!
P.S. Those not interested, do not answer.
Millionaires think just the opposite of other people.
I'd like a demitasse, in a big cup.
Can't you grasp the situation?
There's no i in "needle"? Then it's a rotten needle!
And no one will be any the wiser!
Don't call me a you-you!
At last you're using my brain!
Don't you think you're bounding over your steps?
My time is too valuable to waste on such childish falgadash.
He's right here, and he told me to tell you he just left.
Pardon me, my ear is full of milk.
We'll be just as comfortable as two peas in a pod-duh!
Honesty is the best politics.
Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
(C) 2002, Steven Bailey.
