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Morg Plunkett. I salute you for have a monster ghetto booty and being a great smartass. Thank you.
Soph Williams. I salute you for being strong as an OX. Thank you.
Josh Davis.I salute you for having a mullet much like mine. Thank you.
Alli B. I salute you for spreading ur older brothers butt cheeks apart to make sure "he got it all". Thank you.
Bridget Bite-a-man. I salute you for being umm how do you say ahhhh a complete fucking retard. Thank you.
Ian Cole I salute you for giving me the best sex I have ever had. Thank you.