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This page was named after a Hanson song entitled "This Time Around." A fan misheard the lyrics "Cannons Ablazing" as "Ken Is Amazing." As this page was created by site visitors, you'll find many you've never heard before, even if you consider yourself an expert on "Mondegreens". (Misheard lyrics.)

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Artist Song What was heard What they said
Death Cab For Cutie I Will Follow You Into The Dark Illuminate the nose on their vacancy signs Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs.
Barenaked Ladies Easy Now I'm wrapped around You Old Hen, stop looking so surprised. Now I'm wrapped around your whole hand stop looking so surprised.
Bruce Springsteen Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out Dead devil in the freezer. Tenth Avenue freeze out.(Misheard by Mary)
Scrubs Theme Theme from the show "Scrubs" I love Superman I'm no Superman. (Misheard by Mary)
The Beatles It Won't Be Long Here am I sitting home on my throne. Here am I sitting all on my own.
Various Artists Feliz Navidad Please never die. Feliz Navidad. (Misheard by Mark)
Beatles A Day In The Life No, but he was really sure that he was from The House of Lords. Nobody was really sure if he was from The House of Lords.
Steven Page from his Vanity Project Wilted Rose They sold us out when they sold us George. They sold us out when they sold us short.
Beach Boys Darlin' Darlin', I finally got you off of my pretty girl list. Darlin', I'm thinking 'bout you often my pretty girl, yeah. (Misheard by Mary)
Barenaked Ladies Green Christmas Red Bulls on the railing Red bows on the railing. (Misheard by Dave)
Olivia Newton John A Little More Love And it gets me nowhere, Italian nose. And it gets me nowhere, to tell you no.
K. T. Tunstell Black Horse and The Cherry Tree A big black horse in a cherry tree. A big black horse and a cherry tree. (Misheard by Dave)
Beach Boys I Get Around. I kid around, time to time. I get around, round the town. (Misheard by Elizabeth.)
Beach Boys Don't Worry Baby. She told me baby when you're wasted you just take along my love with you. She told me baby when you race today just take along my love with you. (Misheard by Catherine.)
Crystal Gayle Brown Eyes Blue Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue. Don't it make my brown eyes blue. (Misheard by Melissa.)
Brownsville Station Smokin' In The Boy's Room. Everybody knows that smokin' in the lav is cool. Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
The Supremes Stop in the name of love. Stop in my neighborhood, Stop in the name of love.(Misheard by Melissa.)
Jay And The Americans Only in America Only in America, could a plastic girl like you fall for a poor boy like me. Only in America, could a classy girl like you fall for a poor boy like me.
Train Cab Sometimes I think I'm the only calvalry home. Sometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road. (Misheard by Lani.)
Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons Big Girls Don't Cry. Pig curls don't cry. Big girls don't cry. (Misheard by my Mom.)
Elton John Philadelphia Freedom A heart beatin' bosom one. A heart beatin' for someone.
Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder Ebony and Ivory A bunny and I've a reason Ebony and Ivory (Misheard by Lani.)
England Dan and John Ford Coley Really Like To See You Tonight I'm not talkin' about the linen I'm not talkin' bout movin'in. (Misheard by Lani.)
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bad Moon Rising There's a bathroom on the right. There's a bad moon on the rise. (Misheard by Carri, and also as seen in "'Scuz Me While I Kiss This Guy.")
The Hondells Little Honda Third gear, a lean right...Bastard, it's all right. Third gear, a lean right...Faster, it's all right. (Misheard by me as a little girl.)
Stephen Page of Barenaked Ladies Everything's The Same Underneath the table with your hen. Also heard: Underneath the table with your hand. Underneath the table with your friend.
Rolling Stones Ain't Too Proud To Beg Incubator Babes Ain't too proud to beg. (Misheard by Terry)
Tom Petty Good To Be King When your bulldog farts. When your bulldog barks. (Misheard by Kelsy.)
Rolling Stones Beast of Burden All your sickness, I could suck a duck. All your sickness, I can suck it up.
Santana No One To Depend On. I ain't got nobody that I can depend on. (Don't think we're naughty.) I ain't got nobody that I can depend on. (No tengo a nadie.) (Misheard by Dave.)
Beatles Tax Man Now my advice for those who die. Put clever pennies on your eyes. Now my advice for those who die. Declare the pennies on your eyes. (Misheard by Mary.)
Dido White Flag I will go down with this shit and I won't poke my eyes out I will go down with this ship and I won't put my hands up. (Misheard by Maddy.)
Green Day When I Come Around Sell donuts at my door. So don't knock down my door. (Submitted by Resa.)
ELO Evil Woman Medieval woman Evil woman.
Barenaked Ladies For You For a fool comes soon by fear. Or a fool consumed by fear.
Smashmouth 105 We're goin' the way of the dinosaur and they'll make pencils out of us next time. And they'll make petrol out of us next time.
Smashmouth Always Gets Her Way She likes her prime time TV shows to see The Clash on David Letterman. She likes her prime time TV shows with a secret crush on David Letterman.
Barenaked Ladies Another Postcard Never wanted, never wanted addressed to me. Every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Simon and Garfunkel The Boxer Just a come-on from the horse on 7th Avenue. Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue.
The Beatles Get Back JoJo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man. JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. (Misheard by Dave)
Green Day American Idiot All across the Aryan nation All across the alien-nation.
Earth Wind and Fire Boogie Wonderland The hero stabs you in the faceThe mirror stares you in the face. (Misheard by Good Ol' Fal)
Fugazi Waiting Room I am a pastry boy. I am a patient boy. (Submitted by Liam)
Fleetwood Mac One Winged Dove Just like a warm window. Just like a one winged dove. (Submitted by Scott)
Queen Bohemian Rhapsody Save him his life from his mom's cup of tea. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. (Submitted by Paul.)
Frankie Valli My Eyes Adored Ya My eyes of Georgia My eyes adored ya. (Misheard by Stephanie)
Hanson Wish That I Was There Sun has fallen, another Dago with a Jew Sun has fallen, another day gone without you. (Submitted by Ashley.)
Traditional Winter Wonderland In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is parched and brown. In the meadow we can build a snowman, and pretend that he is Parson Brown. (Misheard by Dave.)
Beatles Penny Lane The pretty nurse is selling puppies from a tray. The pretty nurse is selling poppies from a tray.
Creed Arms Wide Open To be the man, I have to pee. To be the man I have to be.
Donovan First There Is A Mountain Red gorilla shed your skin. Caterpillar sheds his skin. (Submitted by Brian and Mike)
Magazine Shot by both sides Why are you so itchy, kid? Why are you so edgy, kid? (Submitted by my Pal Fal)
Green Day Deadbeat Holiday Corn chips come back to haunt us. Grudges come back to haunt us.
Shakira Ready For the Good Times When my world was full of seven naked cats When my world was full of seven legged cats. (Submitted by Alec)
Spirit of the West Putting up with the JonesesLock him up and throw away the keyboard Lock him up and throw away the key boys. (Look Fal, I updated!)
The Chameleons Second Skin If this is what stockings are made of. If this is the stuff dreams are made of. (Misheard by Andie.)
The Beatles I'm So Tired And curse the walls around me. And curse Sir Walter Raleigh. (Misheard by Gary.)
The Beatles I'm So Tired Ya know I can't sleep, I've cancelled my brain. Ya know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain. (Misheard by Mary)
The Dead Kennedys California Über Alles It's the suede-denim secret police. They have come for your Uncle Keith. It's the suede-denim secret police. They have come for your un-cool niece. (submitted by Fal)
Metallica Sad But True You know it's Sad Patrol You know it's sad but true. (Submitted by Meg)
Puddle of Mudd Said My kidneys surround me My kin they surround me. (Thanks to Big Bird)
The Pogues The Band Played Waltzing Mathilda Johnny Turkey was ready. Johnny Turk, he was ready. (Submitted by Fal)
Sheryl Crow Soak Up The Sun I've got my .45 armed I've got my 45 on. (Submitted by Brian and Mike.)
Nickelback Money Bought She has a toke and makes a joke about the Isle of Man She has a toke and makes a joke about the alley man. (Submitted by Fal)
The Beatles Back In The U.S.S.R. That Jo Jo's always on my mind. That Georgia's always on my mind. (Misheard by Kelsy.)
Shakira Fool Suck my wombs and I'll keep saying thank you Salt my wounds and I'll keep saying thank you. (Thanks Alec)
Green Day On The Wagon I need some kind of output, for it ain't quite twice the size of my one inch mind. I need some kind of output, for input twice the size of my one inch mind. (Misheard by my own feeble mind.)
Depeche Mode Mercy In You A longing to feed on the birdseed in you A longing to feed on the mercy in you. (Thanks to Fal)
Johnny Rivers Secret Agent Man Secret Asian Man Secret Agent Man(Submitted by Meg)
Christina Aguilera Genie In A Bottle I'm a genie in a bottle, come, come, come on and, meow Come on and let me out. (Submitted by Meg)
Green Day Downtown Dumbstruck, your love is stupid. Dumbstruck, color me stupid. (Misheard by Mel)
Christina Aquilera Infatuation Should I let him take my two pure Doritos Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico? (Thanks again to my friend Fal.)
Hanson This Time Around Ken is amazing Cannons a blazing
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Your Daddy came home forever. You know you can't hold me forever. (Submitted by Kathy)
Linda Ronstadt Different Drum I'll be saying Auf Weidersan I'll be leaving, I see no sense.
The Beatles Eleanor Rigby How to get all the lonely people. Ah, look at all the lonely people. (submitted by Gary)
Linda Ronstadt Ooh, Baby, Baby I'm just a brown eyed, egg-ama-roll. I'm just about at the end of my rope.
Third Eye Blind I'll Never Let You Go Another La Chico I'll never let you go. (Submitted by Blue Boy)
Journey Open Arms But now I come to you with broken arms. But now I come to you with open arms. (Misheard by Madison)
Herman's Hermits Henry the VIII I'm Henry the ape I am. I'm Henry the eighth I am. (Misheard by Kelsy.)
Pearl Jam Cordurouy Can't let you Roman's hide my head Can't let you roam inside my head (submitted by Elena)
Tom Petty Runnin' Down A Dream Runnin' down the drain. Runnin' down a dream. (Misheard by Julie)
Green Day Warning A fat chance evacuation protest. Emergency evacuation protest.)
All American Rejects Paper Heart This whiteboard destiny won't do. Also heard: This wakeboard destiny won't do. This wait for destiny won't do.
The Turtles Happy Together If I should call you up, and waste a dime. If I should call you up, invest a dime. (misheard by Scott)
Linkin Park By Myself I can't rely on Marcel. I can't rely on myself (misheard by Kelsy)
Green Day Warning Oceanography, a victim of authority. Or shut up and be a victim of authority. (Misheard by Kelsy)
Simon and Garfunkel Patterns Or a child's uneaten squirrel Or a child's uneven scrawl (Misheard by Dave)
Eagles Hotel California She's got a lot of pretty toys, she calls friends. She's got a lot of pretty boys, she calls men. (Misheard by Dave)
Jewel Standing Still There's a dead end tamale There's a dead end to my left (submitted by Elena)
98 Degrees The Hardest Thing I made a mama, there is no turning back. I made up my mind, there is no turning back. (Submitted by Jen)
Bon Jovi Thank You For Loving Me Thank you for parting my lips when I couldn't read. Thank you for parting my lips when I couldn't breathe. (submitted by Elena)
Josh Joplin Camera One Tinkerbell Take a bow.
Bachman Turner Overdrive Takin Care of Business Bakin' carrot biscuits! Takin care of business! (submitted by Mary)
The Beatles She Was Just Seventeen And I held her hand in Hawaii And I held her hand in mine. (submitted by Diane)
Rufio In My Eyes Your grease folds, your grease folds. You're graceful, your grace falls. (Misheard by Jenny.)
Green Day Fashion Victim So when you're dancing through your wardrobe do an erection go-go. So when you're dancing through your wardrobe do the anorex-a go-go.(Misheard by Kelsy)
Mandy Moore In My Pocket Outta my panties in my pocket. Nothing but pennies in my pocket. (Misheard by Tara)
Train Drops Of Jupiter Van Halen is overrated. And Heaven is overrated. (Misheard by Dave)
Dave Clark Five I Like It Like That C'mon, let me show you where I sat. C'mon, let me show you where it's at. (Misheard by Moi)
Fiona Apple Love Ridden Roman kisses on the cheek from now on. Only kisses on the cheek from now on. (submitted by Elena).
Traditional Flying Trapeze He swings through the air with the greatest disease. He swings through the air with the greatest of ease. (Misheard by my little brother Bob.)
Hanson If Only There's a picture of Tay in the back of my head There's a picture that's hanging in the back of my head
Pointer Sisters Slow Hand When it comes to love I want a slow man. When it comes to love I want a slow hand.
Classical Hymn, as sung by Hanson Oh Holy Night Holding a knife Oh Holy Night. (Misheard by Andrew)
Third Eye Blind Jumper Wish you would step off from that ledge my friend. Wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.(Misheard by me)
The Beach Boys Help Me Rhonda Well, since she put me down there've been owls pukin' in my bed. Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.(from a column by Dave Barry)
Usher "You Make Me Wanna" What's sad is that I brought a Butterball in for you What's sad is that I love her but I'm falling for you (Submitted by Kelsy)
Barenaked Ladies Pinch Me I just made juicy underwear I just made you say underwear (submitted by Danny)
Jon Secada Just Another Day Why do I have to kill you? What do I have to tell you? (submitted by Elena)
Gil O'Farim Band Starter I stabbed my pillow with a knife. Under my pillow was a knife. (Misheard by Alex)
Green Day Minority One nation under dog, there are witches all around. One nation under dog, there of which I stand alone.
Dashboard Confessional The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most But your belly's scraping by. But you're barely scraping by.
Hanson Christmas Time Roll down your windows, but continue to fight. Throw down your weapons, but continue to fight.(misheard by Mary)
Sting I'll Be Watching You I'm a pool hall ace. Now my fool heart aches. (Misheard by Mel)
Pink Most Girls It was all about concussed. It was all about the cost. (submitted by Charlotte)
Jimi Hendrix Purple Rain 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. (A classic from 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.")
Elton John Tiny Dancer Hold me closer Tony Danza Hold me closer tiny dancer (Another classic from 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.")
Elton John Tiny Dancer Lay me down in sheets of gladness, you had a visitor today. Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.
Paul Young Every Time You Go Away Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you. Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. (From Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy")
Paula Cole Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? Where is my furry sock? Where is my prairie song?(submitted by Becca)
Paula Cole Where Have All The Cowboys Gone? He be old, he be gay Yippie oh, yippie yay
Hanson MMMBop It's gonna be a GTO Is it gonna be a daisy or a rose
Barenaked Ladies Sell Sell Sell In terms of Roman numerals he's ovulatin' Roman Polanski In terms of Roman numerals he's IV League with Roman Polanski. (Misheard by Mary)
Hanson Run Rudolph Run When it comes to reindeer you know your own ass and mine When it comes to reindeer you know you're the mastermind (submitted by Cathy)
Red Hot Chili Peppers Scar Tissue Whispered to Cher it's a lonely view. With birds I share this lonely view. (submitted by Lee)
Barenaked Ladies Sell Sell Sell An author and a pilot flew him west. An offer and a pilot drew him west. (Misheard by Mary.
Hanson Lonely Again You had black hair all over You act like they're all old.
Sister Sledge We Are Family Just let me staple the vicar Just let me say for the record (submitted by Charlotte)
Celine Dion My Heart Will Go On And I know that the hot dogs go on And I know that the heart does go on (submitted by Charlotte)
The Beatles Strawberry Fields Living is easy with nice clothes Living is easy with eyes closed
Young Rascals Groovin' Life will be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie, groovin' Life will be ecstasy, you and me endlessly groovin'(Misheard by me)
Barenaked Ladies Conventioneers Then you slept, in a dress. Then you slept, and I dressed. (Misheard by Mary.)
Hanson Wish That I Was There Another day gone with a Jew Another day gone without you. (submitted by Stacy)
The Moffatts Over The Rainbow A heart of a human, for me to kill A heart of steel, for me to melt.
Toni Braxton Unbreak My Heart A dinosaur unkind. And time is so unkind. (Misheard by Emmanuella)
Alanis Morrisette You Ought To Know The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. The cross I'd bear that you gave to me.
Hanson Love Song I want sasparilla, She wants one too. I was hers forever, she was mine too.(submitted by Carolyn)
Steppenwolf Magic Carpet Ride I looked all around, I saw toucans on the ground. I looked all around, a lousy candle's all I found. (Misheard by Kelsy)
Hanson Can't Stop I'm horny day and night Morning day or night(submitted by Krystal)
Christmas Classic Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Later we'll have some f__kin' pie. Later we'll have some pumpkin pie.(submitted by Kris)
Eminem The Real Slim Shady All you other Slim Shadies are just imitaties. All you other Slim Shadies are just imitating (misheard by Dave)
Hanson Yearbook There's a lion in your silence There's a lying in your silence
Percy Sledge When A Man Loves A Woman When a man loves a walnut. When a man loves a woman.
Hanson Speechless I guess that I'm a zombie, cuz baby it shows I guess that I'm some people, cuz baby it shows(misheard by Alex)
Deep Purple Smoke On The Water Slow motion Walter, fire engine guy. Smoke on the water, fire in the sky.(Another classic from, 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy)
Hanson Runaway Run Maybe someday I will find some weed Maybe someday I will find some way(submitted by Elena)
Eagles Hotel California Saw a parapalegic, rising up through the air. Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
Bee Gees More than A Woman Bald headed woman More than a woman (Misheard by Dick Clark.)
Donovan First There Is A Mountain Can't a fella shed his skin to find if butter lies within? Caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within. (Misheard by my friend Debbie when we were kids.)
Hanson A Song To Sing. You're too young to dream, they're takin' Anne's shoes. Those blue yonder dreams, and second hand shoes. (Misheard by Kelsy.)
The Moffatts Life On Mars We'll vomit! Vomit! We'll find it! Find it! (misheard by Kelsy)
England Dan and John Ford Coley Really Like To See You Tonight I ain't talkin' 'bout millenium I ain't talking' 'bout movin' in.(submitted by Karen)
England Dan and John Ford Coley Really Like To See You Tonight There's a warm wind blowin' the stars around. There's a warm wind blowin', the stars are out.(Misheard by Dave)
Dum Dums Can't Get You Out Of My Thoughts With eggs in my heart So exit my heart(misheard by Mary)
The Moffatts Call The Doctor I call up for my shoes, just to hear her voice. I call up her machine, just to hear her voice. (misheard by Kelsy)
The Moffatts Call The Doctor She's a hamburger I can't get over. She's a hangover I can't get over.(misheard by Mary)
The Beatles Norwegian Wood I once hit a girl, or should I say, she once hit me? I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me?
The Beatles Twist And Shout We're shakin' a baby now. Well shake it up baby now. (Misheard by Dave)
Vertical Horizon You're A God I've gotta be honest, I think you know, we're covered in lice and that's ok. I've gotta be honest, I think you know, we're covered in lies and that's ok. (submitted by Elena)
George Harrison Set On You Wake up, I might sit on you. I got my mind set on you.(Misheard by Mary)
Hanson Can't Stop Cupid's dog slipped through, and got along with you. Cupid's dart seeped through, and all along you knew. (misheard by Dave)
The Moffatts In My Dreams I can live inside my drapes. Also heard: I can live inside my trains. I can live inside my dreams. (Misheard by Mary)
Bob Dylan (and other artists) Blowin' In The Wind The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind. The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind. ( From "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy")
Sound of Music Soundtrack Lonely Goat Herd High on a hill lived a lonely goat head. High on a hill lived a lonely goat herd. (submitted by Maurine)
Johnny Nash I Can See Clearly Now I can see odd popsicles in my way. I can see all obstacles in my way.
Hanson Sure About It. The faucet's running and my goddam toe. The faucet's running and my car got towed.(submitted by Kelsey)
Hanson Wish That I Was There When you're not here, I wish that I was dead. When you're not here, I wish that I was there.(submitted by Elizabeth)
The Beatles Her Majesty I imagine she's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Chumbawamba Tubthumping I get no towels, but I get up again I get knocked down, but I get up again.
Chumbawamba Tubthumping He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a spider drink. He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
John Travolta/Olivia Newton-John You're The One That I Want (From Grease) I got shoes, they're both a flyin' I got chills, they're multiplyin'(submitted by Debbie)
Eiffel 65 Blue Dabadee I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy. I'm blue, dabadee dabadie
Jay-Z Big Pimpin' Big pimpin' spending the cheese Big pimpin' spending the Gs (submitted by Colleen)
The Monkees You Just May Be The One Oh Nimbus, help someone! All men must have someone. (Misheard by Dave)
Hanson Thinking of You Have you ever stood outside a pigfest? Have you ever stood outside a picket fence?
Allen Jackson "Like A Rock" I Grow Up Like A Rock (submitted by Britt)
Paul McCartney Hi Hi Hi I want you to lie on the bed, get you ready for my body gun. I want you to lie on the bed, get you ready for my polygon. (misheard by just about everyone)
Smashmouth Radio Hollywood, get yourself a soda-pop Hollywood, get yourself sold and bought. (submitted by Tom)
Elton John Levon I've been tossed from hell to the sun today. Alvin Tastiga has a son today.(Submitted by Ron)
Hanson Run Away Run Just when Ike and I began to fall Just one look and I began to fall. (submitted by Caitlin)
The Beatles Michelle Sunday monkey won't play piano song. Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble. (From 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
The Beatles Norwegian Wood Isn't it good, knowing she would? Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?
Janis Joplin Mercedes Benz We're torn all my life, no help from my friends. Worked hard all my life, no help from my friends.(misheard by Joy-submitted by Beth)
Macy Gray I Try Santa Claus! Say No More! (submitted by Kelsy)
Hanson This Time Around My brother Tay said dreams should stay in your head. I heard them say that dreams should stay in your head. (submitted by Kelsy)
Hanson Madeline Tay do you feel it too? Hey do you feel it too?
Barenaked Ladies I'll Be Leaving Soon Everyone's so skeptical of everything that's old. Everyone's so skeptical of everything they're told.
Paul McCartney Maybe I'm Amazed. Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something, Daddy doesn't really understand. Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something, that he doesn't really understand.
Matchbox 20 3 AM I just can't help but be scared of that horse sometimes. I just can't help but be scared of it all sometimes.
QueenBohemian Rhapsody The allergy bum has a devil put aside for me. Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. (submitted by Colleen)
HansonMMMBop Give a man a rope to pull his lifeYou have so many relationships in this life. (Misheard by the Closed Captioning Stenographer on Regis and Kathy Lee)
HansonMMMBop Edie doo bop dikomIn an mmmbop they're gone. (Misheard by the Closed Captioning Stenographer on Regis and Kathy Lee)
Bon JoviIt's My Life I freakin' said I did it my way!Like Frankie said, I did it my way!(misheard by me)
Beach BoysHelp Me Rhonda Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' it in my hand.Well, since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head.
Ricky MartinShe Bangs. She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a pig.She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee. (Misheard by Vanessa-Submitted by Priscilla)
Matchbox 20Long Day. Reach down your hand in your pocket, put on some hobo ears.Reach down your hand in your pocket, pull out some hope for me.
Hanson A Song to Sing I've never been just wearing lots of nothing I've never been just wearing down to nothing
Eiffel 65BlueI'm blue, if I were green I would die.I'm blue, dabadee dabadie.(submitted by Brianne)
Matchbox 20Mad SeasonSo why you gotta stand there lookin' like Hanson now?So why you gotta stand there lookin' like the answer now?
Hanson Wish That I Was There UFO land You were fallin' (submitted by Serenade)
Sam Cooke Twistin' The Night Away He's dancin' with the chicken slacks. He's dancin' with the chick in slacks.
Hanson This Time Around Well put on Mr. Chains and you can live a feline. Well put on these chains and you can live a free life (Submitted by Brianne)
Papa Roach Last Resort Cut my mom into pieces Cut my life into pieces (misheard by Andrew)
Classic Taps All is well, safely rest, God is nice All is well, safely rest, God is nigh. (Misheard by Caitlin)
Carly Simon You're So Vain I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee. I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. (Misheard by Jackie.)
Hanson Sure About It Did you see the man with the cold cantaloupe? Did you see the man with the cocaine load? (Submitted by Jenny)
TLC Waterfalls Go Go Jason Wonderful Don't go chasin' waterfalls. (Misheard by Trevor)
Good Charlotte Motivation Proclaimation Motor baby Motivate Me (Misheard by Maety)
Main Ingredient Everybody Plays The Fool Everybody plays the flute. Everybody plays the fool. (Misheard by Cheryl's three year old daughter Helen.)
Depeche Mode Enjoy The Silence Pleasures remain, soldiers burping Pleasures remain, so does the pain. (submitted by Fal, who adds: I know it looks dubious, but listen to it ! ...you'll go " oh yeah! it IS soldiers burping")
Klymaxx I Miss You All the fig leaves we used to share. All the feelings we used to share. (Submitted by Connie.)



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