"Hai...I'll stop procrastinating. Tomorrow."
~Crys. Silly. XD.
"Ah,
but soon, you shall transform into what you really are inside your heart!"
"Inside my heart I'm baloney?"
"...Yes."
"That's just dumb."
~Zim and Dib, Invader
Zim
"I
told you you
would rue the day you ever faced me! Now...you stand there and start rueing, and I'll just sit here and...watch."
~Zim, Invader Zim
"Aw,
damn, now I'm dead. This bites."
~My brother. He was actually playing a videogame, but it sounded so hysterical
when he said it I put it up here. ;
"This
is me without FEAR! ...And a 62 pound hall pass."
~Dib, from Invader Zim. Good show.
"Wait,
somebody turn on the light! I can't find my glow stick!"
~My brother's friend. Again.
"Come
ye knights, and sit at the four corners of my round table!"
~my brother's friend's quote. He needs to take
geometry.
"I
thought you guys were tactical!"
"Yeah, we got our tactical asses kicked!"
~some guys at my brother's paintball game
"My
imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems."
~A shirt
"I
don't skinny dip. I chunkey
dunk."
~a weird sign. Oo
"Stupidity
isn't a crime. You're free to go."
~shirt
"Wait!
Chickenfoot! Come back! You're not a freak...you're
just stupid!"
~Invader Zim. Geeze, but I
love that show. XD.
"Have
you hugged a random pole lately? 'cause poles need
love too."
~My brother. oO;
"Only
in
~Email
"Only
in
~Same Email
"Only
in
~SAME email
"Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?"
~SAME email (Hey...it was funny!)
"Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
~THE EMAIL. AGAIN.
"Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?"
~EMAAAAAAIL.
"If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
~EMAIL!
"If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?"
~EMAIL! AGAIN! Last one, though. ;
Brother
1: "What's breakdancing?"
Brother 2: "It's when you dance, and break stuff!"
Brother 1: *falls down on brother 2, who's in the process of breakdancing* "Like your bones?”
Brother 2: "X_X Yes, like my bones."
~My
silly brothers ^^;
"DEAR
LORD WOMAN! WHAT KIND OF ROCK ARE YOU LIVING
UNDER!"
"...one with an internet connection?"
~Me and Aibou in an IM...SHE HAS NEVER HEARD OF MONTY
PYTHON.
"AAAGH! OUR SNACKS! IT'S ALL OVER!"
~Invader Zim
"Hmm...you're right. I guess I'll turn myself over to your Earth
authorities. GIR, self destruct."
"Hee hee hee...FINALLY! *BOOM*"
~More Invader Zim. Same eppie. XD.
Me:
"If they actually COULD fight each other, NR Yami
could kick Yami's butt."
Ben: "Because Yami doesn't wanna
fight himself. It's like when I look in a mirror...I'm too cute to
attack."
Me: "I think it's because he doesn't wanna hurt
his host, while a Shadow Mad NR Yami wouldn't
care."
Ben: "No shit he wouldn't care, he killed his host!"
Me: "Do you think I'm an idiot? I WROTE that! Of COURSE I know!"
Ben: "No you don't! I see everthing! Well,
actually, not everything...I only see what I see...but
still!"
~Me and my brother. Having a weird conversation during the debut of the dub Dartz arc...we were debating if that nifty card would work
on NR Yami or not, and this convo
came as a result. Yes, we are weird. (My brother says he's weirder though...)
Me:
"Okay...I'm heading off to go hunting."
Ben: "Oh! Oh! Hunting! Can I come!"
Me: "Sure...why not?"
Ben: "GREAT! Where are we hunting?"
Me: "Hmm...the kitchen. I bet there's some great
prey in the cabinets."
Ben: -_-;
~Me and my brother, having a conversation of sorts. I was hungry. ;
"Look
at that shape! SQUARE! The SHAPE OF EVIL!"
~Plankton, from Spongebob. Man I love that little
evil fella. XD.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! What's gonna happen to Yugi and Joey! Who's gonna win this terrible duel between
them?"
"...dad...you're scaring me. And this episode is like three years old. It
isn't that big now."
"...oh."
~Me and my dad. Somehow, he's getting more interested in Yu-Gi-Oh.
It's weird, to say the least. D'you know what it's
like to have a forty-something year old asking you to describe the exact
details of how to play the card game and what happens in the shows? @_@
My
brother (Ben): "Okay. Do they have any BELTS?"
Me: pointed look "YAMI's with them. You answer
that question yourself."
~My brother and I, talking about chapter 13. XD.
"I
dunno, there's something
vaguely reassuring about having a guy willing to rip another guy's arm off in
order to make sure you don't get your head pummelled
in."
~Er...something said in the middle of the night when
my brain was fuzzy but still trying to come up with fic
ideas. I think Kawari said it. I'm not sure though. O_o
"AGH! I have not been God-blessed and now the demons are overtaking my soul!
Flee for your lives! AAAAGH!"
~Me, after sneezing. You know, the reason you say 'god bless you' when you
sneeze is so demons can't enter your soul through your nose in your moment of
being off guard and take you over. I'm serious on this one. XD.
"Why,
hello, Mr. Lighty-bug. You look like you have a Lite-Brite for a butt."
~Me ; When I had caught a firefly during my camping
trip. XD.
"Don't
let your mind wander. It's too little to be left alone."
~Bumper sticker. XD.
"So
this Elmer guy who makes Elmer's glue...who IS he?"
~My brother again. XD silleh brother
"Don't
feel too bad, I got lost in my room once. But I've officially found my way
out!"
~My brother...he's such a moron
"But
he's tho cyooooote...well,
as cute as an 8 bit character can be..."
~Laura again. She's so weird. XD.
"See
my finger? It says 'RRRRR!' "
~My friend Laura...she was flipping me the bird in a
totally new way...XD
"How
can you miss your mouth with soda and get it on your HEAD instead? Your head is
farther away than your mouth!"
~My mom...she and my brother were discussing how they kept missing their mouths
accidentally when going to take a sip of soda...it was weird...strange logic
too Oo
"Shut
up! I can't talk good when I'm mad!"
~Me...my friend thought this was funny...shrug
"See
you in 400 years!"
~Colonial House
"Either
the wallpaper goes, or I go!"
~Oscar Wilde...these were his last words that he spoke on his deathbed...I
guess he went.
"If
Joey hates all the puppy cracks that Kaiba
makes...then why does he wear dog tags?"
~Me...just...being observant...
"Why
Fire Engines are Red: Because 2 + 2 = 4. 4 X 3 = 12. There are 12 inches to a
ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a great ruler. The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas.
The seas have fish. The fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. Russians
are Red. And fire engines are always rushin' around.
So that's why Fire Engines are Red."
~My dad (perfect logic, 'tain't it?)
"You
know, we're walking in the shoes of our ancestors...and these shoes suck."
~Some kid on that show "The Frontier" XDXD
"If
it moves, shoot it. If it explodes, it was obviously evil."
~Video gaming poster
Algernon:
I hope tomorrow will be a fine day, Lane.
Lane: It never is, sir.
Algernon: Lane, you're a perfect pessimist.
Lane: I do my best to give satisfaction, sir.
~Algernon and Lane, "The Importance of Being Earnest"
"It
is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there
is no definite object of any kind."
~Algernon, "The Importance of Being Earnest"
"You
catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch even more with
bullshit."
~Tim...a friend of mine
"You
know how genies always say you can't wish for more wishes? Well...why not just
wish for more genies?"
~Alex. You know, that's a really valid point...musemuse
"Always
forgive your enemies. Seldom does anything annoy them more."
~Teabag
"We
must save this endangered species and keep them from going extinct. Or...eat
them."
~My friend Alex (this was a spoof he was doing of the Crocodile Hunter. He's
not really that evil...I think)
"If
it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two
people digging."
~Joe Martin
