MYSTICAL & MYSTERIOUS WALKWAY CAUSES SUDDEN AND IRREVOCABLE HOMOSEXUALITY
A new and sudden threat has emerged from the depths of the squalid
educational institution known as GHS. This mysterious new threat has come
in the form of a barrier, invisible to the eye of common man, but visible to
the eyes of homosexuals everywhere. Yes, this invisible barrier exists on
the GHS campus and, when walked through, transforms the student, teacher,
administrator, or pedophiliac campus monitor into techno loving,
roller-blading, tight pant wearing homosexuals, or as the French call them,
fags.
The first case of this took place several years ago when a young aspiring
biology teacher took the back way out of his assigned building. He exited
the door and saw two paths that can be taken to return back to the campus
walkways. He saw one leveled walkway and one that went along the path of a
drain. When asked about which path he took, the biology teacher, now 43
years old, replied by stating, “Well. I chose the drainage path because it
looked fun.” Mr. Shingle, a teacher with no past whatsoever, said that he
“walked down that super sexy path” and felt a breeze. All of a sudden,
Shingle heard a soft sound. He heard what he described as “that mega cool
techno. I never heard it before. It was totally bitchin’.” Shingle said
that he began to see almost everything in different colors. It was like he
“skipped through a rainbow.” When he got out of the “rainbow,” as Shingle
recounts, he was dressed in polyester clothing and really tight jeans.
Since his oh so “gay” experience, approximately 459 Puerto Ricans, 125
Colombians, 410 Dominicans, and 3 Caucasians have been “transformed.” We
here at “Word of Mouf” urge every single reader to beware of this “Fag
Walkway.” If you haven’t already been warned of this hidden danger, we’ve
included a picture of it below. The picture on the right is what it looks
like in the perspective of a common man while the picture on the right is
what it looks like in the perspective of someone who has already been
transformed. If when viewing both pictures, you see rainbow effects for
both, you’ve walked through it and there is nothing much you can do to fix
this problem. The only thing we advise you do is run to church. Run to it,
give it all your money, and pray for forgiveness because God hates gays.
article written by the association of nuns against gays, not guns (ANAGNG)
