"Keep bitchin' and I'll use you to... friggin... I can't think of anything funny." -- Pollux (Luna) (in reference to her Dwarven Bastard Sword, Veradhun, Once again insulting him)
"Hey, I'm Bob and I'll be your demon for today." -- Joe
"I'd like to buy a vowel." -- Ken
"Q." -- Kleppy
"Food is good." -- Wesley
"Do you have a bow? (a question to the ranger) Stupid question. Are you using it? (the ranger is dual wielding his scimi and kukri) Stupid question. Can I have your bow?" -- Pollux
"I would acid spray the world." -- Edgar
"Brother, sister, whatever the crap he is." -- Luna
"He's a Steam what-the-crap-he-is." -- Luna
"It's like killing birds with two stones." -- Edgar
"It's like killing two stones with one bird." -- Edgar
"Compared to that, even Fungor's hot." -- Pollux (Luna)
"Out of nowhere, a bloomin' onion hits you square in the face while it's still hot." -- Ken
"Blackjack laughs and eats another bloomin' onion." -- Wil
"These prices make me sneeze." -- Euphoria (Kait)
"Funginating the funkyside." -- Edgar, who apparently finds countrysides to be rather funky
"You cut off your willy-nilly?" -- Euphoria (Kait)
"Joe-kun wa jitensha desu." -- Luna
"Why do the swords not have daddies?" -- Euphoria (Kait), on Bastard Swords
"Hymen go boom!" -- Kait
"Wow, I'm multitasking; kick ass." -- Edgar
"Ow my ass hymen." -- Ken
"Oh, I thought I was thinking." -- Edgar
"The Sun Poo stained my arm orange!" -- Wil
"'Why's your sword evil?' Cause I kill children with it, duh." -- Finken
"Did he just say he's raping a donkey?" -- Kirk
"Never leave me alone in charge of these idiots again!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"Would you rather I leave Bryant in charge?" -- Ikki (Kleppy)
"Yes! Perhaps then they'd kill eachother and we'd be rid of them!" -- Pollux (Luna)
"S.O.S.: Save Our Samurai." -- Joe
"You phugly jackass, what the hell do you want?" -- Will Bryant (Edgar)
"Hey, Phugly, get up. *kick*" -- Ikki (Kleppy)
"You can't spell 'Fungor' without 'Fun'!" -- Kirk
"Wait, what's this? Wesley and Castor have to wait til 10th level, but he's bangin' the farmer's daughter? I blame the hat." -- Joe
"Come on, you know you wanna see Fungor gettin' it on!" -- Kleppy
"FUNGOR! FUNGOR!
Fungor was an owl.
Or maybe, he was a plant owl.
Or maybe he was just a plant.
But he was still FUNGOR! FUNGOR!
Moldinating the countryside
Moldinating the peasants
Moldinating all the people
And the thatched roof cottages!
THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!
And the Fungor comes in the NIGHT!" -- Group Effort
"I'm a rhino furry. 'Cept it's not furry, so I'd be a hide-ey." -- Kirk
"I'd tap that 5 year-old Kender ass." -- Luna
"Wait, maybe if I tie my hat to the tilt-a-whirl." -- Joe
"Hey, wasn't that Billy?" -- Goblin #1
"It sure was." -- Goblin #2
"I'm doin' mah nekkit dancin'. By the way, 26 to nakit dancin'." -- Luna
"...unbolts the door and opens it a crap." -- Ken
"Witch cakes: Made from real witches!" -- Luna
"You'll be a lucky man once you break the innocence barrier. And by that, I mean her hymen." -- Kirk
"Hi Burt Ward with your huge bulge." -- Ken
"Know what I like that nobody else does? ... *stares at the ceiling* ... *drools*" -- Kait
"Do you want me to go over there and hit you more?" -- Finken
"*sigh* I guess I'll just whack it." -- Finken
"You feel something sharp and barbed sliding up your ass." -- Ken
"Don't clench don't clench don't clench..." -- Joe
"*rolls* You clench. Take 3 damage." -- Ken
"Someday, I'd like a Slim Jim." -- Kait
"If you do it just right... between the legs is easiest." -- Kleppy
"You didn't change into a Werewolf, you changed into an Italian!" -- Kirk
"STOP LIVING!" -- Kait
"A school bus parked in my parking spot. DAMN THEM!" -- Liz
"The magic is tingling again." -- Wil
"Now I got ham ass on my paper." -- Kait
"But I'm having so much fun in this position!" -- Kait
"Hello, I'm looking for my white daughter." -- Ken
"Your door confuses me, Ken!" -- Kait
"You know, I have a large penis." -- Fontan (npc)
"Are you undead?" -- Castor (Liz)
"No." -- Mystery Dude (npc)
"Were you resurrected?" --Wesley (Joe)
"No." -- Mystery Dude (npc)
"I'd like to phone a friend." -- Wesley (Joe)
"We'll be even when I get my wang back." -- Pollux (Luna)
"You cut off your willy-nilly?" -- Euphoria (Kait)
"I'm really good at living." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"I'm not really a Kender." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"Then what are you?" -- Victor (npc)
"A Kender." -- Blackjack (Wil)
"I found him in a pile of gems, but he glows, and tells me when I'm gonna run into walls..." -- Blackjack (Wil), on Keth (npc), her Psi-Crystal
"I thought Ken looked hotter when he had cancer." -- Kait
"I just leveled the playing field in my favour." -- Ken
"If you get me ramen, I'll give you a kiss." -- Liz
"If you get me ramen, can I punch you in the balls?" -- Kait
"...or else I'll have to think of something even more destructive that he'll pull out of his ass. 'Cause he has Quick Draw." -- Ken
"I'm so white trash I should get a mullet." -- Edgar
"You're not even white!" -- Luna
"Can we talk to anyone who's not an idiot?" -- Cora (Wil)
"Probably not." -- Neap (Kleppy)
"I thought you left." -- Keth (Kirk) (Different Keth, this one's a half-orc)
"So did I!" -- Helm (yes, that Helm, npc)
Name - PC List