Why?

Because:

+ He has his own personal rain cloud.

+ No one remembers his birthday.

+ Tigger bounced him in the river.

+ Unlike some billionaire scions and their airy castles, Eeyore lives in a shack.

+ He's filled with gloomy thoughts.

+ He's always losing his tail.

+ Nobody minds. Nobody cares.

+ Pooh and Tigger get all the press.

+ The best present he ever got was a broken balloon in a sticky honey pot.

And finally:

+ Unlike some bald whiners, Eeyore doesn't have any daddy to love him, not even a devil one.

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