SIMSDAY
Tragedy strikes
PlaySims Magazine!
Simcity – by:
Lucy Lauderback
Maxine
Knight-Steele, infamous porn organizer and founder of the adult magazine PlaySims,
was not available at press time.
Last night, Snowflake Tysens, 19, and John Bosch, 21, driving a 1993 Simda Excel Sport heading west from Old Town lost control hit into a tree. Bosch, who was driving, was brought to the Simcity Hospital. He was in stable condition, with minor cuts and bruises. Tysens, the passenger, was ejected from the car on impact. Police were called immediately to the scene.
Bosch was able to tell authorities that Tysens was not wearing a seatbelt, nor was she “properly” seated.
Tysens and Bosch, who were not only co-workers but were dating as well, were coming back from a party at the PlaySims Mansion. It is still unclear whether or not Bosch was driving under the influence.
It
is also speculated that Tysens was performing a sexual act on Bosch, causing
him to lose control of the car. Tysens,
known for her outlandish sexual habits had gotten into trouble previously at a
carnival for performing oral sex on a ferris wheel, and at a movie theatre for
masturbation. Authorities will not have
any conclusive information until after the autopsy is performed.
Sources say that Tysens was planning on leaving the adult entertainment business to pursue a career in the culinary arts.
Services
for Tysens will be held Thursday and Friday, with the burial at SimLawn
Cemetery Saturday morning. Tysens will
be buried next to a twin sister, Summer, who died from congestive heart failure
at 6 months old. Tysens parents will
not file suit against Bosch. “It was an
accident,” Snowflake’s mother, Purdy Tysens, told us.
Snowflake’s last short film for PlaySims was something new to their usual pictorial format. “First Date Freak Momma” was to be aired the next night via the Internet as part of Knight-Steele’s vision to expand the franchise. Whether that footage will be shown or not is unknown at press time.