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Chad Watts - POSER Chad's a pussy who can't fight. Recently murdered, he came back from the dead with the power of invisibilty. He's still trying to prove he has what it takes to be a superhero. "Did you hear the one about the parapalegic donkey?" #11

Zach Hughes - RICHARD Zach is goofy and wierd, and Richard is just the opposite. As Richard, Zach's power seems limitless. But Richard is actually a completely separate being. He merely used Zach as a host body. Richard soon found Zach to be a burden and banished him to a dungeon. Meanwhile, he tries to convince The Outcasts that Zach was never real at all. Richard is engaged in a "Mortal War" with his brother, Fake Jeff, and needs The Outcasts' help in defeating him. "Another me? How... mysterious." #9

Mark Nelson - Migraine Mark is an asshole. As Migraine, he's an even bigger one. He's a telepath who gets his power from his skateboard's magical Ruby of Mind. "Woah! This is gay-fu!" #10

Gustavo Martinez - THE INCREDIBLE GUS Gus is an easily agrivated White Mexican. Don't blame him, blame his V-Gene. This gene was mutated and now when Gus gets angry, he turns into The Incredible Gus. "Gus will feed her his latino libido!" #7

Jerod Thomas - THE MASKED PERVERT Jerod is the horniest man alive. It led to him getting his powers of creating and controlling sperm. Now he becomes The Masked Pervert. Ewwwwww.... "I gotta jizz somethin' or I'm gonna explode!" #11

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