Inside Jokes
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1) Christina Ricci (#25) - Chad has an obsession with her.
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2) Nice pants, Gus (#25) - Drew helped Gus pick out some pants, even made Gus turn around and
model them. Um... is that gay? Nah.
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3) Taco Bell Chick (#25) - There was this chick at Taco Bell that Chad had the hots for. She
smiled at him alot. He should have talked to her, but a) he's a puss and b) see
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4) Dusty, eh? You look pretty clean to me. (#25) - Yes, Jerod actually said this to a waitress
named Dusty at Applebee's. That night, she quit her job and moved to LA to become a lesbian
pole-dancer. Way to go, Jerod.
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5) Zoo Boo Chick (#25) - Yet another chick Chad failed to talk to. This one even seemed a little
interested, too. Chad sux.
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6) KTREvil (#25) - KTRE is a local news station that had the nerve to compare our friends and
some of us to the kids at Colombine just because we had put up an offensive website with a list of
people who were "uncool." Apparently uncool is synonymous with "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
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7) Hi, I'm Chad Watts (#25) - It was a joke in high school (and even now, I suppose) that whenever
Chad introduced himself to a woman, she would instantly scream in fear.
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8) I wanna **** your sister! (#25) - Everyone wanted to believe Drew was gay for Gus, but lets face
the facts. Drew wanted Beatriz, Gus's sister. He even went out with her eventually.
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9) There is no Fate (#25) - Mark is very adamant in his view that everyone makes their own Fate,
even though we met Fate in issues #8-9.
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10) Dickhead (#25) - Zach called himself a dickhead very loudly at Taco Bell. Several times. In
front of Pentecostals and the Taco Bell Chick. We got kicked out. Thats right, this issue was
based on true to life facts. Damn you, Zach. I really wanted to talk to that chick.
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11) Cheetos (#25) - I saw a Pentecostal stick cheetos in her nose just for the fun of it at Subway.
It was very disturbing so I had to share it with you all in the comic.
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12) Dammitt (#25) - This is the nickname of Zach's real brother Daniel. However, Richard is no
relation to Dammitt.
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13) Mortal War (#26) - In high school, Zach and Jeff beat the hell out of each other on a regular
basis, claiming it to be a Mortal War.
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14) Evil Onion Guy (#26-27) - Mark drew evil Onion Guy in my sketchbook the smae day I created
Glacia. He always wanted me to put him in the comic, so I did. I even drew him crappy just for
Mark's sake.
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15) Battle of the Beanie (#27) - Mark wore his beanie to Senior Night, and thus demanded I put it
in the comic. Thing is, I had made the beanie one of Smurf's accessories already. Therefore, I
made them fight over it in the comic.
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16) Amy and The Masked Pervert (#27) - Great, now everyone knows. Mwa ha ha.
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17) Lora Church (#27) - Lora always asked me to "do her." As in, she wanted to be in the comic.
I finally caved in and did her. I hope I satisfied her...
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18) Mr. Adams (#27) - Mr. Adams asked me to never put him in the comic book. Oops. I
remember him telling us once that he didn't like people, which would account for his behavior in the
comic. Hey, he was one of my favorite teachers, mmkay?
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19) Chase and Jeremy (#27) - I didn't like them in real life, so I killed them off in the comic. And
you know what? I feel pretty good about it.
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20) Bobby Keller (#27) - A good guy, that Bobby. But his obsession with girls was always a little
creepy. He would offer them gum in trade for friendship and hope for a phone number. Hey, at
least he tried. More than I ever did...
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21) Roll Call (#27) - Wondering who all the students were on page 11 (where Mr. Adams is
"protecting them")? Well, here's the list, from left to right: Adam Hendry, Mr. Adams, Angela
Smith, Angela Oliver, Melissa Hannabas, Amber Shoemaker, Bobby Keller, New Guy, Leigh Ann
Lumpkin, Jason Machovsky, and Mosely.
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22) Lora's pregnant? (#27) - Everyone knew this. Its not like Lora tried to keep it secret. Yet
somehow, Weldon never figured it out and was mad that we never told him. He always seems to
be the last to know about everything.
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