The many ways to kill Bunnies

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...disclamier... we do not practice any of these suggested bunny killing methods, we just find the concept very very amusing

1. replace its water feeder with hydrochloric acid despenser
2. make it swim in a pool until it gets too tired to swim anymore
3. see if it can breathe pure hydrogen
4. tape its mouth to the tailpipe of a car and then start the car
5. place in middle of freeway and watch it attempt to escape
6. tie weights to its feet and drop it in a pool to test its swimming strength/ bouyancy
7. test reaction of bonfire to the bunnies fur
8. place in sock, swing and strike tree; repeat x75
9. see what happens when you introduce a python into bunnies cage
10. same as #9 except use a neighbors pitbull instead of python

11. introduce a family of scorpions into the bunnies cage and see if they become best friends
12. paint circle on tummy, nail to tree, use as dart board
13. #12 but pull of tree without removing nails
14. bury 12 feet under ground while still alive
15. put in microwave, set for five minutes, walk away
16. test bunnies reaction to being struck with a fire axe
17. engage in game of catch with a bunny using velcro gloves
18. introduce bunny into mouth of bear
19. use bunny as pen holder
20. give bunny to big drunk horny intoxicated male with down syndrome as a gift

21. making paper airplane, staple bunny to paper airplane, throw out window
22. test durability of bunny against cheese grater
23. use bunny as football during the superbowl
24. see how many legs the bunny needs to stand
25. tie bunny to log, hold magnifying glass over bunny, wait for sun to rise
26. replace bunnies food with 18 viccaden pills
27. see how many sausages bunny can deepthroat (minimum five)
28. fill bunnies cage with cement
29. shave bunny's fur, immerse in water, place in freezer, wait
30. use bunny as pinata at a child's birthday party

31. hang bunny on wall as a painting
32. test the bunnies reaction to high voltage electricity
33. shock bunny with a taser 75 times in a row
34. throw bunny of building to see if it can fly
35. see if bunny reacts to noise after its ears are removed with a chainsaw
36. leave bunny alone in locked room with Rosie O'Donnell
37. Put bunny as starting running back for new england patriots
38. compare chewing habbits to a bunny with teeth to a bunny with teeth removed with a broken piece of glass
39. use bunny as corkboard
40. test amount of alchohol you can force feed the bunny


41. test amount of gasoline you can force feed a bunny
42. put lit match in #41's mouth
43. use bunny as cutting board
44. put bunny in sauna. a 300 degree sauna
45. attach bunny to tire of truck. drive druck
46. shoot bunny in face with rifle
47. tape grenade to bunny. pull out pin. throw bunny as far as possible and watch it explode
48. staple bunnies ears to airplane. wait for takeoff
49. throw bunny in shark tank. and see if they make friends
50. pat bunny. feed bunny carrot. beat bunny with bat
51. insert bunny into large ziplock bag, seal bag, wait for bunny to use up all it's air
52. see reaction when you separate the bunny's head from its body
53. cut hole in bunny, insert large quantity of salt into the hole
54. make bunny listen to puff daddy cd's until it takes it's own life
55. Dip bunny in liquid nitrogen, then shattering with a hammer
56. clip the claws of a bunny. replace claws with fire ants
57. force bunny to run in circles for hours. then shoot bunny
58. inject bunny with flu. sit and watch. repeat if necessary
59. start hide and go seek game, make the bunny be on your team, hide bunny in oven, set oven to 450 degrees
60. stuff bunny in safe, drill small holes in the safe, throw safe in ocean, see if bunny can magically escape
61. test newton's law of gravity, drop bunny out of window, and record your results
62. throw bunny into mosh pit at ozzfest
63. for convenience use bunny in your carpentry adventures as a hammer
64. test mating habits of male bunny with female bunny. then test mating habits of male bunny with large gorilla. compare.
65. lock bunny in self tanning bed for a week
66. gently place bunny on bed of nails. push down firmly
67. attach jumper cable to one car, attach other to bunny, start car
68. force bunny to listen to bruce springsteens's greatest hits, leave bunny in a room with a gun, wait for him to do the right thing
69. enter bunny in the ultimate fighting championship, watch and laugh
70. use bunny as alternative to fire wood
71. Take bunny to NHL Skills competition, and use bunny as target for accurracy contest
72. Stand on runway with bunny, throw bunny into engine of a taking off 747, see what happenes to bunny and plane