Geraldine: I haven't seen your dog for a while.

Ralph: No, I had it put down.

Geraldine: Was it mad?

Ralph: Well, it wasn't too pleased.

Cuthbert: Where were you born?

Rhianna: Wales.

Cuthbert: Which part?

Rhianna: All of me.

Q: What did the magic tractor turn into?

A: A field!

Q: What do you call crazy fleas?

A: Loony ticks!

Q: What did the rake say to the hoe?

A: Hi hoe!

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick!

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