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Signs That You Should Have Took The Later Flight.

20.the stewardesses start yelling at each other and pointing at the wings and then smiling and talking english about the weather when you look at them.

19.The pilot and copilot run out of teh cockpit with parachutes and imediatly jump out before the flight starts

18.You see beer cans coming out of the cockpit.

17.Over the intercom You hear someone say-Hi i'm larry and i'm gonna be your pilot and i'm gonna be 7 on tommorow.

16.When you see a priest in the background bessing the planes wings.

15.When the Airhostesses close the door with duct tape to make it surcure.

14.Over the intercom You hear him say-Okay this isn't like training I can not crash this time.....Oh crap not again!!

13.Over the intercom You hear him shout-Which one is it with the bomb? Okay even if he takes
a hostage shoot him? What? I don't care if the passenger goes to!

12.Over the intercom You hear him shout-I thought you said that you filled it up at the airport!!

11.Over the intercom You hear him shout-What do mean you left it that at the airport!?!

10.Over the intercom You hear him shout-"Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?"

9. For the past two hours, you've been going straight up.

8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"

7. Co-pilot is sitting on his lap.

6. When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"

5. At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, Let's go find that Mars observer!"

4. He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform.

3. Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh"
2. As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport.

1. Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy"